News Karl Roberson arrested and charged

[StewDogg11]

Maybe only if Doofus Dana would’ve paid him more he wouldn’t have to resort to selling crack and robbing people.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2023/4/...sted-charged-in-connection-to-jewelry-robbery

 

[Clark Rogers]

In b4 this is all Dana's fault.... oh wait.

 

[Espresso]

It was Dana's white

 

[Izzysexboyfriend]

Or maybe he can get a real job. Not Dana’s fault

 

[StewDogg11]

In b4 this is all Dana's fault.... oh wait.

It was said in jest.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Clearly, as a huge fan of Stranger Things, Karl just wanted to dip his own homage to the 80s, a la crack cocaine.

 

[Zaar]

Rober's son?

 

[MartiniSIDe]

That's all on Dana

Karl is a good guy

#freekarl

 

[BigTruck]

Maybe only if Doofus Dana would’ve paid him more he wouldn’t have to resort to selling crack and robbing people.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2023/4/...sted-charged-in-connection-to-jewelry-robbery

He's a terrible fighter why would he have deserved more money? I think the ufc should be paying more but for such a low level guy like him he didn't have any room to demand more.

 

[Clark Rogers]

It was said in jest.

I get it, just poking because you know it's coming for real, from someone lol.

 

[mirko>anyone]

Just got off the phone with Kendrick Perkins. He, too, said this is mostly Dana’s fault.

 

[ArmenianAssasin]

He's a terrible fighter why would he have deserved more money? I think the ufc should be paying more but for such a low level guy like him he didn't have any room to demand more.

he could of just gotten a job after his fighting career was over...

 

[13Seconds]

Damn there was home security surveillance cameras both inside AND outside the house, and these guys didn't even notice them?

Karl Roberson is a worse robber than he is a fighter

 

[Clark Rogers]

Jokes aside, dude could be fubar'd just in what they found in his car, sheesh...
- suspected crack, separately packaged
- defaced 9mm w/ extended clip
- weed

Idk the law in that state, but separately packaged drugs tends to nail "intent to deliver," with an illegally defaced handgun and extended mag kicker (extended mag may mean nothing in that state, idk). Bundle all that with the robbery and 200k value, felonies errywhere.

 

[Vegesus44]

Steal 200,000 and get 2 weeks in jail?
Thats a win.

 

[StewDogg11]

I just realized I missed a fantastic opportunity to spell his name “Robberson” in the thread title.

 

[Tronald Dump]

Karl Robberson. Name checks out...

 

[Jonesisnatural]

I'm so confused
How could he be possibly taking crack?
Didn't he pass all his UFC USADA crack tests??
He's natural. Tainted supplements. Tainted with crack
<mma2>

 

[WolverReem]

Really sad news Karl was a talented striker just couldn't learn the grappling but this is a shame

 

[Van Daz]

Jokes aside, dude could be fubar'd just in what they found in his car, sheesh...
- suspected crack, separately packaged
- defaced 9mm w/ extended clip
- weed

Idk the law in that state, but separately packaged drugs tends to nail "intent to deliver," with an illegally defaced handgun and extended mag kicker (extended mag may mean nothing in that state, idk). Bundle all that with the robbery and 200k value, felonies errywhere.

This thread sucks, but you had me laughing at fubar'd Thanks.