Media Justine Kish bumped into Dan Bilzerian

[Crimp_Keeper]

I like Dan, he seemed like a good guy when he was on JRE.

If you wanna see him emasculated though you can check this video out

Came to post this. Dan looks genuinely uncomfortable here. Pretty hilarious.

 

[Ube]

Dan lives the life that all straight men dream of

What a baller

No thanks. I wouldn’t mind having his money though lol.

 

[KeepItRealist]

Dan lives the life that all straight men dream of

What a baller

Fair, but so few have a white-collar criminal mastermind for a father to leave them his ill-gotten gains.

 

[LTJGE]

He is the king of the manlets, pays women to hang around with him to distract from the fact he's like 5 foot 3.

 

[wearetheromans]

Dan lives the life that all straight men dream of

What a baller

Look, it'd be fantastic for a year or two, but ultimately it's pretty unfulfilling. Wouldn't be surprised if the guy is hooked on prescription drugs, he's obviously loaded on test and hgh. There's something wrong if you can't form meaningful relationships in life.

 

[Turf Skirmish]

His beard looks like the cowcatcher on an old-time locomotive.

 

[KeepItRealist]

He is the king of the manlets, pays women to hang around with him to distract from the fact he's like 5 foot 3.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure Colby actually copied his shtick.

Dan found a way to get around the prostitution laws. Hire the hoes to be models for some rich kid weed company and pay them for that instead of being hoes.

Although, I got to say, that whole feud with that other rich asshole and the Gucci flip flops was hilarious.

 

[Histalian]

Dan bilzerian is a manlet. Who cares about this guy?

You are a confirmed Beta

 

[kimocomplex]

His beard is as fake as his natty body, story, lifestyle

 

[AWilder]

Dude looks 80% plastic

 

[Poirierfan]

Did she shit herself again?

She kished all over the mat.