Just spend $230 for a date - WASTE OF TIME!

[MMA since 1993]

LMFAO!!

 

[blackdudebro]

No pics....?
Damn...

 

[Jake the Muss]

I don't think this is a troll thread tbh.

I know guys like this irl.

 

[Jake the Muss]

Wow. Thanks for the heads up. This was quite the read


This should have been a clue:

That's cold. She should've made him hold up the receipt so we could see how much he spent.

 

[I Am Legion]

I took a girl out drinking yesterday. I was buying buckets of Blue Points for 15 bucks, and we split 2 apps. Bill was about $50 plus 2 bucks in quarters for pool. I got laid. Worth it imo.

 

[TSO]

Went on a date last night. Took a girl out to watch the stars, have a futon mattress I put in the back of my truck and spent about $15 on a charcuterie setup.

She's probably pregnant now.

So here we go again.

 

[Mcountry]

If the goal was getting laid, 230 would have scored ya a decent looking hooker and some blow.

 

[ElKarlo]

I've been lurking these boards for a while but it's THIS thread that made me decide to finally join. Trolling at its finest.

Unfortunately, there's plenty of men who think and act like this with women. Used to chat with this girl from Cali who told me this guy took her to Chipotle on the first date and showed her his Pokemon card collection, his Naruto toy collection, and pictures of his anime poster-filled room. As a rule of thumb, my dudes: it's okay if you're into nerdy stuff...just don't bring that all out on the first date. If you do, there's a damn good chance there won't be a second one.

Whatever man. If she doesn't like your naruto wall posters then it isn't worth having a second date.
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[DrDune]

The medieval weapons part was so bittersweet.

it’s a beautiful and hilarious touch but gave it away at the same time.

 

[Squintz]

 

[JinKazama]

Lol for a first date?

Take her out for coffee next time

 

[General_Speckz]

Why would you bring up weaponry during a date?

^ Good question.

But, specifically why would you bring up a mace, a double entendre for rape defense??

 

[Thai Otoshi]

I don't think this is a troll thread tbh.

I know guys like this in irl.

Seriously.

Trolls are indistinguishable from the socially awkward and retarded.

 

[Jake the Muss]

Seriously.

Trolls are indistinguishable from the socially awkward and retarded.

The sense of aggrieved entitlement due to non-reciprocation seems a bit too genuine.

 

[SoberAwakening]

If the goal was getting laid, 230 would have scored ya a decent looking hooker and some blow.

*insertmorganfreemanpointinguphe'srightyouknowgif*

OR

Spoiler

 

[Thai Otoshi]

The sense of aggrieved entitlement due to non-reciprocation seems a bit too genuine.

Dude, fucking tell me about it.

IRL I've literally seen people like this in action. I've watched boys and men strike out like TS in real time. It's painful to watch.

 

[Jake the Muss]

Dude, fucking tell me about it.

IRL I've literally seen people like this in action. I've watched boys and men strike out like TS in real time. It's painful to watch.

I know a guy who is physically challenged that relies on the bus. He would tell me stories of one of the female bus drivers. A few months later he told me that he was going to make a complaint against her because she would purposely roll pass his stop.

I tried to let him know that it's probably not a good idea to hit on a woman while she was working. He got super pissed and was adamant that the problem was with her, and not him harassing her on the job.

So the OP doesn't seem that far fetched.

 

[SamSchmidt]

Ahh. This thread will never die.

Haha

 

[Robocok]

At least you can have sex with her in your dreams like you described in your other thread.

 

[closequarters]

TS probably told his mom about his “new girlfriend” before they went out to dinner.