Just passed a drug test (I do a lot of drugs)

[KO By Knee]

Kidding I smoked weed Friday(blunt) then got the call for a job (Fuck) not to mention id been smoking consistently the past few days. I know stupid of me when im trying to get a new job..Anyway this method worked for me.

2 gallons of water down the hatch
Half way through took a scoop of creatine and a multivitamin for color and so it wouldn't test as a diluted sample. Next I drank a bottle of apple juice for color and it all worked out.

Anyone else have any stories to share like that? I seriously didn't think it would work but i had to try the job was amazing.

More details on how I did it

he put my test in a machine im not sure if that accounted for temp. The condom way im told works if you keep it heated so im thinking a lab will be able to test it the tech did say results within 5 minutes however I had to wait a day for the results.

Test was taken around 3, i finished my first gallon by 11 then the second around 2, once my urine was clear was when I decided to take the multi vitamin/creatine.

The trick is to drink until your body is just pissing out the water your chugging after a while it stops getting the cannaboids you have stored.

By now your piss will be clear water so a multivitamin gives it color and helps it not test diluted, next the creatine does the same thing..Your basically making fake piss in your body. Right before the test piss once then chug a small bottle if apple juice for color. You only have a small window before your piss goes back to clear which will show as a diluted sample (re-test).

I took mine at a lab clinic so they checked it thoroughly.

I also took 2 pratice strip test's you want your piss to be unreadable on the strip test (That test cant account for creatine levels/vitamins).

The lab test is too thorough and as long as creatine and a few vitamins are there it reads it as urine.

 

[JSN]

I took a drug test for a job several years back and I'd smoked dat weed a couple days prior. I didn't smoke regularly at all at that point though- maybe a couple times a year.

 

[KO By Knee]

I took a drug test for a job several years back and I'd smoked dat weed a couple days prior. I didn't smoke regularly at all at that point though- maybe a couple times a year.

I know if you don't smoke much it's basically just at too low of a level to show up.

 

[HunterIII]

How long before the test did you do this?

 

[KO By Knee]

How long before the test did you do this?

Test was taken around 3, i finished my first gallon by 11 then the second around 2, once my urine was clear was when I decided to take the multi vitamin/creatine.

 

[Thanos]

inject non tainted piss into your urethra as much as you can

that's what the kids do nowadays then follow up with some antibiotics after the test

 

[HunterIII]

Test was taken around 3, i finished my first gallon by 11 then the second around 2, once my urine was clear was when I decided to take the multi vitamin/creatine.

And you smoked regularly before that Friday as well?

 

[KO By Knee]

inject non tainted piss into your urethra as much as you can

that's what the kids do nowadays then follow up with some antibiotics after the test

O_O Mother of pain that can't feel good

 

[KO By Knee]

And you smoked regularly before that Friday as well?

Yep I smoked 3 days straight enough to keep me high all day and wake up high then Friday smoked a blunt to myself, Satursay had a party got drunk and took just a few hits. Didn't smoke Sunday.

 

[HunterIII]

Yep I smoked 3 days straight enough to keep me high all day and wake up high then Friday smoked a blunt to myself, Satursay had a party got drunk and took just a few hits. Didn't smoke Sunday.

Noted.

 

[KO By Knee]

Noted.

The trick is to drink until your body is just pissing out the water your chugging after a while it stops getting the cannaboids you have stored.

By now your piss will be clear water so a multivitamin gives it color and helps it not test diluted, next the creatine does the same thing..Your basically making fake piss in your body. Right before the test piss once then chug a small bottle if apple juice for color. You only have a small window before your piss goes back to clear which will show as a diluted sample (re-test).

I took mine at a lab clinic so they checked it thoroughly.

 

[Coconut Joe]

You can drink 2 gallons of Jamieson the night before...OK. Take a hit of weed, and lose a potential oppurrunity.

Fuck drinking gallons of water, apple juice, and creatine. Fuck buying some BS from a head shop. Marijuana shouldn't even be tested for.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

I'm not a dirty doper like you fellas but you're telling me that a mother fucker can fail a drug test for going in well hydrated?

 

[loyalyolayal]

You're contribution to society should be noted. This should be stickied.


Unless you're DEA & you're trying to make me lose my job.

 

[HunterIII]

The trick is to drink until your body is just pissing out the water your chugging after a while it stops getting the cannaboids you have stored.

By now your piss will be clear water so a multivitamin gives it color and helps it not test diluted, next the creatine does the same thing..Your basically making fake piss in your body. Right before the test piss once then chug a small bottle if apple juice for color. You only have a small window before your piss goes back to clear which will show as a diluted sample (re-test).

I took mine at a lab clinic so they checked it thoroughly.

This sounds like a much safer way then what some of my friends have done. They'd get clean piss from someone, put it in a condom and tie it off. Then keep the condom in a cup of hot water on the way to the lab so that the temperature is right. I guess the test accounts for a normal temperature?

 

[odog]

Is it common in America for people to drug tested.....for work? Work? Sounds pretty strange.

 

[KO By Knee]

You're contribution to society should be noted. This should be stickied.


Unless you're DEA & you're trying to make me lose my job.

Nah i just couldn't find work got depressed got stoned got happy ate like a kid then suddenly luck came my way at the worst timing. I did this extremely thought out since I have to work to survive no parent support no siblings no relatives.

 

[BisexualMMA]

inject non tainted piss into your urethra as much as you can

that's what the kids do nowadays then follow up with some antibiotics after the test

Jesus. Who needs weed so badly that they are willing to go through this? That's some crack fiend bullshit.

 

[KO By Knee]

This sounds like a much safer way then what some of my friends have done. They'd get clean piss from someone, put it in a condom and tie it off. Then keep the condom in a cup of hot water on the way to the lab so that the temperature is right. I guess the test accounts for a normal temperature?

Honestly im not sure however he put my test in a machine im not sure if that accounted for temp. The condom way im told works if you keep it heated so im thinking a lab will be able to test it the tech did say results within 5 minutes however I had to wait a day for the results.

 

[HunterIII]

Is it common in America for people to drug tested.....for work? Work? Sounds pretty strange.

Yeah, it's pretty standard. A cashier at Target making 8 bucks an hour has to get piss tested.