Just a Comment on Rose vs. Carla

[StonedLemur]

I want to know what the inside joke is. If any of us non-admins tried this level of meta humor we'd get instantly wastelanded. Mods explain

Inside joke sir?
Im not sure I follow you?

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

if i paid $75 to watch a comedy show and 2 of the performers were so worried about offending people that they played it safe and only told corny ass knock knock jokes for 25 minutes, i'd be pissed as would anyone expecting at least an effort.
While there are no guarantees every fight is going to be a banger we pay a company good money to put fights in front of us that they deem to be entertaining. This fight was not entertaining whatsoever and being there are no refunds, i am more than happy to use a public forum to voice displeasure whether it pisses fans of either off or not. Shit effort deserves to be shit on and its not our job to simp for the UFC.

This is it and has always been in a nutshell. Listen, we're living in the most privileged age of all time with the greatest technology, unimaginable, this is it. I know how shitty people can be, I didn't live in WWII, but my best friend for a number of years was a man who bombed Dresden from a B-17, I have his stories almost everything he left the earth with, in my possession, memorabilia, that is not memorabilia.
The past was fucked up, we try to move forward in increments, but doing so, in my opinion, that crawling forward of the human spirit isn't a movement or Exodus or Revelation, or promise land. The Apocryphal Gospel According to Thomas says the kingdom of heaven is laid upon the earth and men do no see it. ....

That is still the only problem, but everybody sees it now. Humanity as a whole/hole is not just wavering it's collapsing in the age. The death of humor and tolerance feels like the end to me, but I didn't live in the middle ages where the life span was 24 and we were bleeding in the streets from our eyes and ass from rat disease. This is gonna be a very privileged exit and demise, that I honestly don't think anybody in literature or philosophy or art or religion surmised. Of course they did, it's what every positive human impulse and direction since we sucked mud, it's the only thing. But, it's a couple generations away. I'm not a cynic. I believe in art above the term religion, and art can't exist without the concept of comedy. Because beauty is proportion, the goal of life is beauty, and you can't have beauty without disproportion to weigh against, it just falls over.

 

[blaseblah]

Inside joke sir?
Im not sure I follow you?

Why does a senior admin account from 2001 show up every so often to make random troll threads in the UFC forum? The topics aren't even related to mma half the time. How did this tradition start?

It's also odd considering how overmoderated this forum is and how attempts at humor and original ideas are usually wastelanded.

 

[StonedLemur]

Why does a senior admin account from 2001 show up every so often to make random troll threads in the UFC forum? The topics aren't even related to mma half the time. How did this tradition start?

It's also odd considering how overmoderated this forum is and how attempts at humor and original ideas are usually wastelanded.

Im not sure I see them as troll posts sir.
Being a senior administrator has its personal perks im sure.

I seen this post as pretty relevant, and the subsequent replies as equally relevant, entertaining, and enlightening to degree.

Im just an asshole though so who knows if im right.

 

[blaseblah]

Im not sure I see them as troll posts sir.
Being a senior administrator has its personal perks im sure.

I seen this post as pretty relevant, and the subsequent replies as equally relevant, entertaining, and enlightening to degree.

Im just an asshole though so who knows if im right.

Nah screw DMF. He's a hypocrite, dropping these dumb troll threads while his mods delete and wasteland anyone else attempting to be funny and entertaining.

 

[StonedLemur]

Nah screw DMF. He's a hypocrite, dropping these dumb troll threads while his mods delete and wasteland anyone else attempting to be funny and entertaining.

Fair enough, Im not saying you can't feel that way sir.

 

[Wormwood]

With all the Rose looks like a boy comments recently, I had a random thought somewhat related to Pat Barry and ladyboys (I’m currently in Thailand and was walking down Sukhumvit Road)…. Is it more gay to make love to a woman who outright looks like a boy, is built like a boy and dresses like a boy…but obviously has a bajina… or with a ladyboy who looks more like an attractive woman than 99.9% of your typical Walmart female cashier, acts like a woman…but has a ding ding? Seemed appropriate to post this philosophical question…

 

[Arrrrgh]

With all the Rose looks like a boy comments recently, I had a random thought somewhat related to Pat Barry and ladyboys (I’m currently in Thailand and was walking down Sukhumvit Road)…. Is it more gay to make love to a woman who outright looks like a boy, is built like a boy and dresses like a boy…but obviously has a bajina… or with a ladyboy who looks more like an attractive woman than 99.9% of your typical Walmart female cashier, acts like a woman…but has a ding ding? Seemed appropriate to post this philosophical question…
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Rose can always wear a wig and dress up to have fun in the bedroom.

The public appearance could just be an attempt to deflect unwanted outside male gazes.

Penis is penis.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

William Burroughs is the shit.
Naked Lunch is my favorite.

You gotta be careful with Burroughs, almost more than anyone else.. My experience, when amongst the rare people who either know of Burroughs (only two people in my entire life came to me to talk about Burroughs, and both of them older academics) everyone wants to know about Burroughs and i know you love him, can I borrow a book?. And I buy copies and some editions. I like literature and books, but my collection is not a collection, I destroy my books with notes in the interaction, with almost no except. There was a time when just because I had books, meant Iwas bombardment of mostly the Romantics, which is always true, but just books. I'm not bitching, but after 8rh grade

 

[Wormwood]

Rose can always wear a wig and dress up to have fun in the bedroom.

The public appearance could just be an attempt to deflect unwanted outside male gazes.

Penis is penis.

What if the wig fell off mid love making but you continued….

 

[StonedLemur]

You gotta be careful with Burroughs, almost more than anyone else.. My experience, when amongst the rare people who either know of Burroughs (only two people in my entire life came to me to talk about Burroughs, and both of them older academics) everyone wants to know about Burroughs and i know you love him, can I borrow a book?. And I buy copies and some editions. I like literature and books, but my collection is not a collection, I destroy my books with notes in the interaction, with almost no except. There was a time when just because I had books, meant Iwas bombardment of mostly the Romantics, which is always true, but just books. I'm not bitching, but after 8rh grade

I find that you have a bouncy way of writing like Burroughs did.
Burroughs had a direct/nondirectional way of wording things at times that I always loved.

I have ruined many books taking notes, and underlining things, so I completely understand lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

Rose can always wear a wig and dress up to have fun in the bedroom.

The public appearance could just be an attempt to deflect unwanted outside male gazes.

Penis is penis.

She said her hair was pointless while fighting, and she also didn't want to be viewed as a thot like so many of the woman fighters.

 

[cade187]

Your under-name quote says you're not part of my system.. My thoughts to myself gave you something to do, someone to talk to. And I don't believe essays exist. It's an empty contrivance of disjointed terminology. George Carlin just didn't live to get around to it. It's right there with the rest. Take a soft weekend and you can break down.

Your under-name quote translates to “come, come, come,” but it could also be translated as “I came, I came, I came,” so good for you.

 

[Arrrrgh]

What if the wig fell off mid love making but you continued….

Well that would be a good time to flip over and have her shove a dildo up my ass. You know, so I wouldn't see her without the wig.

 

[Amianto]

People do bobsled as a leisure activity?? lol not fucking likely.

Dude, it's cool AF, going fast and feeling like you are gonna die in every corner, you should totally try it at least once.

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

Whenever @Drunken Meat Fist speaks, I listen.

 

[Wormwood]

Well that would be a good time to flip over and have her shove a dildo up my ass. You know, so I wouldn't see her without the wig.

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[Alexander_GOATanovski]

At the level of the fights we pay to watch, all the money, titles, the amount that's on the line, futures, legacies, continental pride, to own your own gym and someday be that wise old reptile in a room full of younger people who just want or get a word of direction, ...there's that problem

And you didn't. ....or, you didn't make the weight in your Title Fight.

I think this is worth a moment to step back, not forever, or make excuses, or even next time, but just push everything back just for a second and remember. Apart from the money and prestige and life going around you. Two human beings have dedicated themselves to make it to this extreme level of discipline and sacrifice, be it for the sport, the money, the fame, whatever, and significant enough for the whole world over, people are paying to see you be the best.

The Olympics is sport to see who is the best.in their sport - This is actual one-on-one combat to take another person out, who was determined by others to be at least if not more than your equal, to find a winner between your close proximities. Winner is the one, no second prize. The air here is so rarified, that when a champion misses weight by part of a pound, or is locked so tight, any wrong move means you're a highlight reel or you're gonna be haunted and ridiculed for the rest of you life.

The fight was beyond shit. So Rose and Carla are shit. Oliveira has no heart, he crumbles every time he's struck flush by an attacking athlete the world has deemed to be the guy they want see him tested against next. This .... is...the ...person...the ...world of your sport... has chosen to be the one most worthy to beat you.

I don't love all sports, some. Most sports are leisure activity, and some you get paid for refining skills that are the equivalent of washing dishes or competitive interpretive dance, which, I'm gonna go ahead and say is fine. As long as I'm here, ...golf, tennis, bowling, darts, skeet, bobsled, ...sports that are considered dangerous only if you're stupid or cursed by the gods, is not a sport, it's a leisure activity you can do on your own and no one gives a shit.

To clarify, this isn't a 30% sport we love. It's my assessment that the definition of a sport is a competitive activity where someone has the potential to get seriously injured or killed, purposely in the clash of the game, or accident, ...or later through personal psychological adjustments to the immediate landscape.

With that in mind. Every hero we come to see or believe, is an elite human being who deserves our utmost respect on their lowest showing. If there's a pattern or egregiousness to the affront, okay, part of the game, take your lumps. And people put money down, so you have to be you the world expectation of you.
In nearly 50 fights, Cowboy Cerrone ate a wet Arby's roast beef and cheddar, that was actually a doordash Sticky Rick's pulled weigh-celebration prepork submarine-sandwich.

Cliffnotes, unless you're Drake, ease up, put on some music, get laid, and lighten up, just this go around. Jimmy Brooks still the man. ...And God Bless Tony Fergusson. The only fight meme that needs on a loop isn't how your face looks being kicked, his black eye dirty-dancing with life and laughter with his IV in the hospital should have it's own wing not just in the UFC but in the immortal history of fighting hall of fame.