Josh Brolin burns his ‘pucker hole’ while ‘perineum sunning’

[Drain Bamage]

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Actor Josh Brolin says he gave hot new wellness trend “perineum sunning” a whirl — with disastrous results that left his “pucker hole” sunburned.

The “No Country for Old Men” actor revealed the effect of tanning his bum in a Black Friday Instagram post.

“My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin wrote next to a photo of a naked man lying on his back with his legs in the air as the sun kisses his posterior.

“I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously.”

Most of the world was introduced to the practice of “perineum sunning” last month, when an Instagram health influencer who goes by Ra of Earth posted a now-viral video of three naked men lying on the grass with their legs up, exposing their backsides to the sun.

“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” Ra of Earth said in the video.

 

[west42]

“I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously.”

You seriously want to know? Someone who thought, "I'm going to tell people sunning your asshole has health benefits, and see if anyone is dumb enough to try it."

 

[clutchCAT420]

He looked like a nuttsack as thanos. So makes sense...

 

[GSP_37]

I'm guessing that's worse than shitting out spicy food. I'm wondering if you can get an infection from the shit sliding on sunburnt asshole tissue like an open sore.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

I'm guessing that's worse than shitting out spicy food.

MOMMY

 

[Lights Out 101]

 

[Amerikuracana]

He shouldn't have done that. Wrong thing to do.

 

[Drain Bamage]

I'm guessing that's worse than shitting out spicy food. I'm wondering if you can get an infection from the shit sliding on sunburnt asshole tissue like an open sore.

 

[Bushpig]

There's a reason it's called "the place where the sun don't shine".

I work with a guy who seems to have one where his mouth should be.

 

[Lights Out 101]

I'm guessing that's worse than shitting out spicy food. I'm wondering if you can get an infection from the shit sliding on sunburnt asshole tissue like an open sore.

Well, you could potentially get melanoma on your asshole, which wouldn’t be pleasant.

 

[MWB1982]

I just lost a lot of respect for Brolin...

I looked at him as like the Clint Eadtwood of my generation..

Now Im convinced he is just another flaming homosexual trying to make his butthole more attractive for other men...

Clint Eastwood would never sun tan his butthole....

 

[Estemachine]

On a good note, he can ask his wife to massage the affected area with lube

 

[IloveTHIS]

Lmao at how mad he is about being an idiot that got trolled

 

[aldeniro78]

Why would you admit to that for millions to read?

 

[Otto!]

He should have gotten the Anus stone first.

Seriously anyone who follows crazy advice like that needs their head examined.

 

[the ambush]

I just lost a lot of respect for Brolin...

I looked at him as like the Clint Eadtwood of my generation..

Now Im convinced he is just another flaming homosexual trying to make his butthole more attractive for other men...

Clint Eastwood would never sun tan his butthole....

The days of real gentlemen like Eastwood and Connery are an element of the past. Now the popular thing is to be an incredible snow flake.

 

[tonysmasseuse]

Clint Eastwood would never sun tan his butthole....

Omfg Sherdog, with this sentence ^^ my life is complete.

Thank you and Merry Christmas to all.

 

[Pittie Petey]

He oughta be mad at himself for being so fuckin stupid

 

[Madmick]

 

[JOE QUEEF]