Jose Conseco: Athlete, Scholar, Gentleman

[Necromantic]

They say that young men need not only their father but a secondary father figure.
Think OB1 in Star Wars.

"I will grope you like a Charlie Sheen, young Skywalker, and your droid is gonna watch" - Obi Wan
or Frank from Hellraiser

"Come to daddy" - Frank in his brother's skin

But in today's topsy-turvy world, one man broke a few strides ahead of the pack, and that man is Jose Conseco and this mexican american is doing a job most americans will not, and that is being a Secondary Father to the Utes out there.

(Note: this is a backwards baseball hat and not a durag)

He exploded in soliloquies of twitter sized bytes of philosophy all young men can live by...and got fired by the Man but whatevers.

What is going on with all these politicians molesting women I've been molested by several women and never complained

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017
Well I mean I've been beaten by women taken advantage of by women and molested by women I never complain but it was kind of a turn-on

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017
I see the difference I guess cuz I was a good-looking guy and these politicians look like a bag of boogers

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017
These women complaining against sexual misconduct are just racist against ugly men

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017

Words of wisdom Jose, words of wisdom.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Jose, can you see .... how those tweets are in poor taste?

 

[Zer]

Dude's got Japan complaining about this shit?

I need a Pearl Harbour livestream here

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Someone needs to post a screen cap of the racist against ugly people tweet

 

[FierceRedBelt]

He's getting calls from Japan?

I need a Pearl Harbour livestream here

They probably want him to challenge a sumo wrestler in a spelling bee or some shit. Don't worry bro.

 

[Necromantic]

Someone needs to post a screen cap of the racist against ugly people tweet

I feel this is going to be the next SJW hot topic.

Dude's got Japan complaining about this shit?

I need a Pearl Harbour livestream here

Hiroshima seems to have other issues. They haven't mentioned it in the Hiroshima Daily yet...yes, I have a subscription.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Well.... they do say every good joke has some truth to it.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I’m pretty sure he’s Cuban, not Mexican.

 

[minute bull]

 

[Necromantic]

I’m pretty sure he’s Cuban, not Mexican.

Honorary Mexican.

 

[GSP_37]

His GF when he was in DREAM OWGP is now Chuck Liddell's wife, I think.

 

[jefferz]

Didn't he shoot his finger off?

 

[UFC=Pride]

I’ll never forget when that ball bounced off his head over the fence for a homerun

 

[weed]

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

Words of wisdom Jose, words of wisdom.

Man is savage. He just deleted Japan? I didnt even know Japan had a Twitter

 

[Scerpi]

 

[Necromantic]

Man is savage. He just deleted Japan? I didnt even know Japan had a Twitter

No, he DELETED JAPAN. It is off the map and is being removed from history books. The tentacle porn market is reeling from this unfortunate event.

 

[IIIIIIII]

lol, yes he's cuban, not mexican.

he was on howard stern way back in the day. he told a story that in the late 80's, madonna had seen him on t.v., and invited him to her residence in nyc. he said that she wanted him to fuck her so that she can have his kid. think it was like a male sperm donor sort of thing. obviously he declined. but he said that she would occasionally contact him and ask if he was ever around lol.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

@Japan has been . mocking him on twitter

 

[punkmother]

before twitter you just made your shitty jokes to a couple friends, who may or may not smirk, before grabbing another drink. now you get brought up on harassment charges.