Jose Aldo's Famous Burger

[The Legendary Scarface]

Could any Brazilian bro’s give us a report on these burgers?

" Eye thry thez borger in rio maybe 1 yar ago time and I promise very gud, very great for my strent and condishion , is normal" - Paulo The Natty Spider Costa

 

[ryun253]

If he really wants money he needs to get on Beyond Meat

Beyond meat contains glyphosate. They in damage control now... "consuming glyphosate is healthier than eating meat"

 

[BEATDOWNS]

i prefer bigg riggs

Sadly went out of Business because Johnny ate all the inventory..

 

[Number 8]

Bun, green salad, tomato, patty with cheese, pickles, onion, bun.

No other way around

 

[Vegesus44]

The actual reason why the Amazon is burning…fuck em.

 

[Zorrox]

looks pretty good, but I prefer the veggies above the meat and cheese. I usually rearrange the burger if I get it that way.

 

[Intellectual Savior]

Fake news

 

[Fight Professor]

Why is the lettuce, tomato and onion on the fucking bottom?

Aldo was trying to make the burgers Apple compatible but messed up slightly.

 

[Deleted member 504083]

Who needs disgusting haram whiskey that will harm your body or some gimmicky fruit smoothie filled with EPO ..

When you can support a legend like Aldo and enjoy an absolutely delicious Famous Burger founded by the one and only....







Brb, placing an order on Uber Eats Rio De Janeiro right now...

Conor blessed him in 13 to be able to achieve this dream.

 

[WHITE ANDERSON]

aldo's meat is not halal

therefore
HARAM

 

[The Legendary Scarface]

aldo's meat is not halal

therefore
HARAM

You don't know that with certainty.
Do you know what makes a meat halal?

 

[TheOldMan]

Aldo Bless

 

[WHITE ANDERSON]

You don't know that with certainty.
Do you know what makes a meat halal?

i know the rules of halal
aldo's meat is not halal, i can say that with certainty

ALLAH BLESS

 

[Etherized]

Who puts the veggies on the bottom

 

[The Legendary Scarface]

i know the rules of halal
aldo's meat is not halal, i can say that with certainty

ALLAH BLESS

What?
Idk bro, sounds like you don't.

Halal meat is any meat where the animal is quickly slaughtered by its neck quickly and all of the blood completely comes out of the animal, that's all.

Many butchers slaughter the halal way now even if they are not muslim because it is healthier , better and makes for a fast death so the animal doesn't suffer.

That said, its possible that Aldo's Famous Burgers are in fact Halal.

 

[Intellidamus]

What if I told you that burgers necessitate the slaughter of pretty damned kind and friendly animals? Oh, I don't care, because herp derp (but if it were dogs....!!!!).

Fuck both of their lame ass businesses.

That does suck. And in theory it’s correct. But dang, burgers are really good.
And besides, this is a South American burger. There are people eating other fucking people there.

 

[sdpdude9]

 

[Billthebutcher]

Just say no to Brazilian horse meat burgers.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Stfu nerd

Herp derp. Literally your idiot response. Incapable of dialog or thought.

 

[Jean-Claude_Bloodsport]

Who needs disgusting haram whiskey that will harm your body or some gimmicky fruit smoothie filled with EPO ..

When you can support a legend like Aldo and enjoy an absolutely delicious Famous Burger founded by the one and only....







Brb, placing an order on Uber Eats Rio De Janeiro right now...

Burger looks shit, drooping to the left. Not even a filthy animal would eat that