Jose Aldo's Famous Burger

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Who needs disgusting haram whiskey that will harm your body or some gimmicky fruit smoothie filled with EPO ..

When you can support a legend like Aldo and enjoy an absolutely delicious Famous Burger founded by the one and only....







Brb, placing an order on Uber Eats Rio De Janeiro right now...
 
What if I told you I like whiskey AND burgers... and EPO.
 
I'd try that burger though. Looks pretty good and I'm hungry.
 
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Looks like something i can buy at Walmart. Does the meat of the burger actually have anything in it other than just being plain and simple? Like some spice, flavor? No.
 
Looks like something i can buy at Walmart. Does the meat of the burger actually have anything in it other than just being plain and simple? Like some spice, flavor? No.

Jose Aldo always seasons his burgers. I thought you knew that.
 
Not bad... just needs some bacon and jalapenos....
 
Honestly, just thinking of living in Rio and then ordering a burger from Aldo's place makes me depressed.
 
What if I told you that burgers necessitate the slaughter of pretty damned kind and friendly animals? Oh, I don't care, because herp derp (but if it were dogs....!!!!).

Fuck both of their lame ass businesses.
 
Looks like something i can buy at Walmart. Does the meat of the burger actually have anything in it other than just being plain and simple? Like some spice, flavor? No.

You can buy burgers at Walmart ? I've had burgers at Costco before, they're okay a step above McDonalds & Burger King that's for sure.
 
What if I told you that burgers necessitate the slaughter of pretty damned kind and friendly animals? Oh, I don't care, because herp derp (but if it were dogs....!!!!).

Fuck both of their lame ass businesses.

Jose Aldo doesn't slaughter animals. He convinces them to hold their breathes to infinity and they oblige because they know they will be a part of Aldo's Famous Burger.

You should know these things.
 
If he really wants money he needs to get on Beyond Meat

 
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