Jones ingested Coke which was cut with Creatine, which was made in a facility with Turinabol.

I don't care in the least about him doing blow, I'm just laughing at the idea that his Coke would have to be cut with Creatine first of all, then that exact batch of Creatine would have to be mixed with Turinabol, not any other drug but specifically Turinabol, then it would have to be enough to be picked up on a random test.

Seems like a lot of stars aligning mate.

All coke is cut at the level of purchase for use, even Leonardo Dicaprio isnt snorting pure cocaine on his yacht. Creatine is one of the most neutral and least toxic substances to cut coke with. In fact its one of the most expensive, thus why it would be used in good quality coke that people who have lots of money use. Agreed about the stars aligning tho but its possible.
 
All coke is cut at the level of purchase for use, even Leonardo Dicaprio isnt snorting pure cocaine on his yacht. Creatine is one of the most neutral and least toxic substances to cut coke with. In fact its one of the most expensive, thus why it would be used in good quality coke that people who have lots of money use. Agreed about the stars aligning tho but its possible.
So this pure Coke is mixed with unpure Creatine soaked in Tbol?
 
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So this pure Coke is mixed with unpure Creatine soaked in Tbol?
Pure coke is cut multiple times as it goes down the supply chain. The best coke is cut far less. Creatine is often used as a diluting agent with very high grade cocaine. Creatine is often manufactured in Chinese labs/factories, said labs also can produce other substances like "Tbol". Its like when you buy a box of cereal and on the back it says it was made in a facility that also packages tree nuts. Cross contamination is a thing.
 
Pure coke is cut multiple times as it goes down the supply chain. The best coke is cut far less. Creatine is often used as a diluting agent with very high grade cocaine. Creatine is often manufactured in Chinese labs/factories, said labs also can produce other substances like "Tbol". Its like when you buy a box of cereal and on the back it says it was made in a facility that also packages tree nuts. Cross contamination is a thing.

On a totally unrelated note, I have a bridge to sell you
 
On a totally unrelated note, I have a bridge to sell you

LOL, Im not naive. Im not saying Jon is innocent. Everything I posted in the quote is true however.
 
It happens all the time. The Colombians ship their coke to china so they can use their vats and cheap labor to cut it and bag it. Well that is what Joe wants you to believe anyway.
 
Guys, it takes a long time for your body to process out a trace amount you might have picked up from a contaminated source.

How stupid do they think we are?
 
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