Jon "Seminal" Anik

[Nathan LaMontagne]

We can't even handle one Anik.

Production has gone up at a 200% clip.

 

[Eric Silva 2.0]

"Patented" always annoys the shit out of me. Not what that word means.
Says a fighter has a "Patented right hand / low kick / takedown defence".
Next card it's the exact same comment for someone else.

"Future hall of famer", as if the UFC has any sort of consistency for that.

"Setting the table for us, Bruce Buffer"

"Weighing in at a buck-55 and a hook"

Glad he doesn't do in cage interview anymore.

"Future Hall of Famer"
In the UFC that's code for decent/very good fighter who is friends with Dana.

 

[omawho402]

Something about going to the well

 

[Saiyok]

I don't even know which is which lol.

 

[Jose Beehive]

I don't even know which is which lol.

Jon to the left of me, Jon to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Jon..

"Look at the thighs of Shawn Jordan. Makes major league baseball catchers look like... they don't have big thighs at all."