Jon Jones Mad-Libs

[Roca]

Jon Jones is a _____________ who has ____________ his _______________. I hope he _______________ the _______________ ___________________.


Fill in the blanks. Go.

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

no geodude. go evolve someone else

 

[MCMXCIX]

Jon Jones is a GREAT FIGHTER who has CHICKEN LEGS his DOG IS UGLY?. I hope he SHAVES HIS CAT the "PUSSY ARE YOU STILL THERE"

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Mad libs is played by stating the Nouns, adjectives, verbs, etc... before actually seeing the puzzle. That's the fun of it.

 

[Roca]

Mad libs is played by stating the Nouns, adjectives, verbs, etc... before actually seeing the puzzle. That's the fun of it.

I'm flexible.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I'm flexible.

I'm going to need proof.

 

[Stinger911]

EDIT: Deleted 'cause this is dubs bait.

 

[silvasananimal]

Jon jones is a fool who has tarnished his legacy. I hope he fails the B sample?

 

[Leinster Rugby]

An mma fighter

Who has wilfully and knowingly destroyed

His own career

I hope he sorts his fucking life out

 

[WinZip]

EDIT: Deleted 'cause this is dubs bait.

he tested positive, is it really dubs bait at this point?

 

[Stinger911]

he tested positive, is it really dubs bait at this point?

Technically we don't know what he tested positive for. Regardless I've never had dubs and don't want to start now.

 

[latoya johnson]

Jon Jones is a PERSON who has LOST his TITLE.
I hope he GETS the TITLE SHOT.

I tried to be as accurate and boring as possible.

 

[jack87]

 

[subhuman trash]

Jon Jones is a _____________ who has ____________ his _______________. I hope he _______________ the _______________ ___________________.


Fill in the blanks. Go.

Jon Jones is a PED user who has just never been caught before in his prime. I hope he gets fired by the Fertitas, and Shogun is reborn again as the true GOAT.