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Context, my bad.the quote was also sarcasm, with mockery, of prior posts.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png)
This Cerdic guy though, geez Louise.
Context, my bad.the quote was also sarcasm, with mockery, of prior posts.
"The Albuquerque Police Department responded to a call, after a person working for a drug testing agency was trying to obtain a drug test from UFC fighter Jon Jones. The UFC has a drug testing program called Drug Free Sport International and it is in charge of the collection process. For several years the UFC partnered with USADA however last year the UFC cut ties with them and started contracting with Drug Free Sport International instead.
Sources who are not authorized to speak to the media said the drug tester noticed Jones appeared extremely intoxicated and threatened to kill the tester. Jones at one point even snagged the drug testers cell phone. The incident happened at the end of the March however the tester went to a location nearby Jones home today to report the incident. A court record search did not produce any criminal summons or charges related to this incident as of today.
The tester met with officers at another location in far northeast Albuquerque. APD is currently investigating the alleged criminal act.
Jones is no stranger to the long arm of the law. He has faced a few criminal cases in New Mexico, New York where he is from and also Nevada where the UFC star most often fights.
Jones is a long time UFC champion who currently fights in the heavyweight division and is the current champion. He was expected to defend his heavyweight title later this year. Jones was supposed to fight Stipe Miocic last year but got injured during training.
We will be following this story as it develops."
https://abqraw.com/post/ufc-star-jon-jones-threatens-to-kill-drug-tester-apd-responds/
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Police Report: Jon Jones Threatened Drug Testing Agent During Sample Collection
Jon Jones has been accused of assaulting and threatening to kill an agent from Drug Free Sport International (DFSI) at his Albuquerque, New Mexico, home last month.www.sherdog.com
UPDATE vis @markg171
You can’t turn down a test. A missed of turned fosters is a failed test.So does new testing require fighters to be sober 24/7? Am I missing something here?If he was intoxicated why not immediately leave and come back next day... whatever is in his system on a Thursday is going to be there on a Friday.
In either case lmao
i accept your concession. jon goat vindicated as always.You make an extremely strong argument, I forfeit.
I have and I have consistently said something along the lines of “the evidence that we have now” … The report stops just shy of ruling out any physical assault, and has him cursing two people out. Keep in mind the most telling statement is the lack there of, from the 3rd party, based off of what we currently know. Who witnesses a woman reasonably fear for her safety in the presence of a UFC HW champ and has yet to corroborate her story? And why did her boss advise her not to press charges. I am trying to objectively weigh the evidence of what she recorded but the responses from her colleague and boss, plus Jon's home surveillance evidence heavily outweigh her claim.What video evidence? If you're talking about when they were leaving then that proves nothing either way. The real video evidence is on her phone, not them leaving. Read the report.
If you ever fear for your life...a high 5 might save you. Don't be afraid to use it.Why the high five? I r confuzed.
A high five SHE threw up first.Why the high five? I r confuzed.
Dude, @jeff7b9 was being sarcastic. Lol
Meh, that's understandable in my mind. I've done much worse. LolView attachment 1038368
Sort of.
but definitely a smidge of truth in there.
Catch me on the wrong day...
(dealing with annoying enough pain or side effects of medication)
I have a story. I was younger (20s) and a little bit more of my wild and reckless self as opposed to the upstanding citizen I am today.
So I wake up one day to my wife screaming:
"Jake!! Jake!! Jeff the dog got out!"
And a few short seconds later I am running down Olive Ave in Burbank stopping traffic wearing only my Calvin Cline gripper jams, barefoot, sprinting on pavement and eventually tackling my golden retriever mutt in some old lady's backyard as she smoked a cigarette and watched my put 76 pounds of dog on my shoulder and walk home sweating and bleeding.
(We had the dog for maybe 2 weeks at that point. We added a spring to the gate afterwards and trained the dog and never had issues again)
Get home and find a Chinese food menu on the front door. Some asshole had come in, left the gate open and put the menu on our door.
*menu observed and business name noted.
About a week later I see a dude putting menus on door ls as I am walking my dog. Same place.
So, I did what any rational human would do.
I got my hose and spary gun ready and hid in the bushes.
Dude came in.
I soaked that mother fucker.
He runs from the water into the street where the water does not reach.
He is mad. Big mad.
Wants to fight. That is fine by me.
I explain the gate/dog situation.
We had ourselves a bit of a standoff.
He eventually chose to walk away.
Now this was around 2005 or so.
I have not had any similar interactions in my 40s. But... you never know.
I'm not saying st Jones handled this situation well, but everyone wants to pretend like they never had a bad day and lost their cool. Shit happens.
I am telling you Jones should have made the drug tester's children orphans.
We know that the police has video evidence of part of the incident
Jon's home surveillance trumps her word at this point. And why did her boss advise her not to press charges.
the quote was also sarcasm, with mockery, of prior posts.
The report stops just shy of ruling out any physical assault,
Ironically, this woman helped him out big time. Imagine if she simply left and didn't complete the test? He'd be in even more trouble. That alone could possibly get him suspended, although I'm not sure with all the new testing and rules.You can’t turn down a test. A missed of turned fosters is a failed test.
"physical assault" lmao dude you seriously need to get lost.I have and I have consistently said something along the lines of “the evidence that we have now” … The report stops just shy of ruling out any physical assault, and has him cursing two people out. Keep in mind the most telling statement is the lack there of, from the 3rd party, based off of what we currently know. Who witnesses a woman reasonably fear for her safety in the presence of a UFC HW champ and has yet to corroborate her story? And why did her boss advise her not to press charges. I am trying to objectively weigh the evidence of what she recorded but the responses from her colleague and boss, plus Jon's home surveillance evidence heavily outweigh her claim.
Think about the poor drug tester sent to test Jon Jones.
Must have been the new guy nobody liked.
Same here, Jerome had zero plans about snitching about it either.Jones probably scared the shit out Jerome so bad that Jerome ended up peeing in the cup for Jones.
Get F'n Real. Those Vids Have Never Been Shown, just Jon's BS phone cover-up after he took her phone. Why TF did he take her phone from her while doing her job?In this case, the home surveillance should help Jon Jones, based on what we currently know about the allegations.
nah she’s lying. bitch wants a settlement. case closed.
I do wish he would learn to be like Jesus. I expected someone with that that tatoo to be more introspective and humble.Yeah I could easily see him in prison in 10-15 years, his ego is insane and he obviously never learns from his mistakes.
Nah, police have cell phone footage.I'm not a fan of Jon's, at all, but there is no evidence that this happened. The only evidence that exists is the drug testers leaving his house on seemingly friendly terms.
Get F'n Real. Those Vids Have Never Been Shown, just Jon's BS phone cover-up after he took her phone. Why TF did he take her phone from her while doing her job?
Read this, if capable. This explains more than you'll Ever Hear from Jon.