Jon Jones eye poking solution

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  1. Cigano Pwnz**

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  2. Quadrivium

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    lol

    ok, I didn't lol.. but I smiled.

    ok, I didn't smile, but I smiled on the inside.
     
  3. Jay Sandvig

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    They should just cut his hands off. Also solves the reach problem
     
  4. Quadrivium

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    PS -dem fingers and dose bitch tits.
     
  5. Kalmah

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    The solution is the refs actually doing their job.
     
  6. EmeliankoFan1

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    Jones doesn't really eye poke literally but you mean his finger palming and waving.

    They could wear eye patches and or they could actually get poked by jones in the eye and try to win by eye poke.

    Some few ideas.
     
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    I bet Jones could still poke his eyes, he has long fingers
     
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    I can't laugh. Davis/Prado 1 was a horrible eye poke incident, cringeworthy stuff. Quickly forgotten. Nothing compared to putting your hand in front of somebody though it seems.

    Pointless rematch though.
     
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    I would try grabbing at his fingers and pulling and swinging with my other hand. If I hyper extend or break a finger so be it. It would be borderline cheating but it is no worse than Bones kicking my knees.
     
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    :icon_chee I like the stooges but that will do.
     
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    Or...

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  13. bootsy

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    Kempo thumbs, ftw.
     
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    Jab the fingers!
     
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    Has anyone tried to jamb his fingers or hit his hands, I don't mean like rashad did but really try make his finger look like his toe did
     
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    I don't think you're allowed to attack the small joints. Otherwise: Yeah.
     
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    Could work. Head butt even... hm.
     
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    lol

    ok, I actually lol'd at your comment
     
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