Failing a PED test, getting a DUI, getting busted for coke, crashing your Bentley into a sidewalk, doing a hit & run and getting a bunch of chicks in Iowa pregnant ... these were all tests by Jesus guys. Not fuckups by Jon. Jesus was testing his faith. With coke. That's how Jesus works in modern times, he is hip with the kids.
"I believe everything happens for a reason and something good will come of this." Hey dumbass, maybe if you stopped thinking like this and took some personal responsibility, you would stop doing dumb shit.