Joe Rogan Vs Wesley Snipes. Who would have won in these seperate types of matches and why?

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This was a fight i always wished we saw so why not bring back another bullshit thread about it? :D Would have been cool to see Rogan fight Snipes, funnily enough that could have changed Rogans career because if he won he likely would have gone on to fight another challenger that is suitable.

Who would have won if they competed in a match under each category below?

1. Wrestling match: I give this to Rogan, i remember seeing him back on fear factor grab that dude and his general build is that of a dude that is most likely very strong for his height.. also seen him train with some UFC fighters and saw some of them grab their neck and stuff and comment on how strong he is.

2. Ju Jitsu match: Rogan again, he is a black belt under Eddie Bravo and basically relates to my wrestling match explanation, i think hes very strong for his height and probably not going to let go of Snipes once he got a hold of him.

3. Boxing match: I am going to give this to Snipes even though i have not seen him box, i think Rogan probably has shit range as far as his hands go, although Rogan can hit pretty hard man! I saw Rogan hit that UFC test machine and he hit just under half as hard as NGANNOU at 50 years of age, that is pretty fucking impressive for a UFC commentator/comedian.

4. Kickboxing match: I'd give this to Rogan easily because he had legit beastly kicks and i don't think alot of people want to stand there and take those, and he did compete in Taekwondo, that being said hitting moving targets is different than lining up a shot on a static bag.

Actual full MMA fight Victor i give to: Joe 'Elk meat and CTE Cryochambers' Rogan .. i think he would whoop Snipes which is why he signed the contract on his end but Snipes end never signed (perhaps for legit reasons)

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Bare in mind both guys are very similar height, snipes is only 5 ft 9 and Rogan 'claims' to be 5 ft 8, either way a few inches difference max doesn't make much difference, maybe Snipes had more reach.
 
Michael Jai White beat both one after the other
 
Say what you want about Rogan but let's not forget he's an Eddie B black belt.
 
This was a fight i always wished we saw so why not bring back another bullshit thread about it? :D Would have been cool to see Rogan fight Snipes, funnily enough that could have changed Rogans career because if he won he likely would have gone on to fight another challenger that is suitable.

Who would have won if they competed in a match under each category below?

1. Wrestling match: I give this to Rogan, i remember seeing him back on fear factor grab that dude and his general build is that of a dude that is most likely very strong for his height.. also seen him train with some UFC fighters and saw some of them grab their neck and stuff and comment on how strong he is.

2. Ju Jitsu match: Rogan again, he is a black belt under Eddie Bravo and basically relates to my wrestling match explanation, i think hes very strong for his height and probably not going to let go of Snipes once he got a hold of him.

3. Boxing match: I am going to give this to Snipes even though i have not seen him box, i think Rogan probably has shit range as far as his hands go, although Rogan can hit pretty hard man! I saw Rogan hit that UFC test machine and he hit just under half as hard as NGANNOU at 50 years of age, that is pretty fucking impressive for a UFC commentator/comedian.

4. Kickboxing match: I'd give this to Rogan easily because he had legit beastly kicks and i don't think alot of people want to stand there and take those, and he did compete in Taekwondo, that being said hitting moving targets is different than lining up a shot on a static bag.

Actual full MMA fight Victor i give to: Joe 'Elk meat and CTE Cryochambers' Rogan .. i think he would whoop Snipes which is why he signed the contract on his end but Snipes end never signed (perhaps for legit reasons)

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Bare in mind both guys are very similar height, snipes is only 5 ft 9 and Rogan 'claims' to be 5 ft 8, either way a few inches difference max doesn't make much difference, maybe Snipes had more reach.
A few inches doesn't make much of a difference, wish my gf felt the same.
 
Blade via superior vampire abilities.
 
Say what you want about Rogan but let's not forget he's an Eddie B black belt.

Indeed.. and i don't think he was gifted it either, it took Rogan i think 10 years to get it? He said he was only going once a week for the first 6 or 7 years, then last 2 or 3 years multiple times a week.. i do believe he probs legit earned it and was'n't just gifted it out of sympathy.
 
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