Joe rogan kills mountain lion?

[devilfisted]

lazy cali mt lion was probably high
hanging out by a comedy club

Smokes 2 pack a day and sits in waiting for unexpecting young men.

 

[devilfisted]

Here you go!

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/679...edy-club-is-fake-ufc-commentator-didnt-do-it/

 

[JustBleedUFC**]

you might be on to something

it almost reads like an article from the onion

hmmm....

ya i know im an idiot

 

[HowAmINotMyself]

Was expecting a story about Joe hunting down the Mountain Lion that ate his Dog.

 

[SamboPunch]

The lack of details killed it. I know it's a satire website but at least explain how Rogan got to killing the Lion. Story sucked and failed.

 

[Kanster]

Was it with his bear hands?

 

[Lafwanda]

The lack of details killed it. I know it's a satire website but at least explain how Rogan got to killing the Lion. Story sucked and failed.

They did explain Kung Fu + Belt = Dead Lion

Rogan was able to get the big cat into

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Was it with his bear hands?

You probably could kill a mountain lion if you had bear hands.

 

[Kanster]

It would still be hard, those fuckers go for the jugular.

 

[SamboPunch]

They did explain Kung Fu + Belt = Dead Lion

Meaning what happened in order for the kill to take place. Unless Rogan just likes attacking animals for no reason.

 

[Lafwanda]

Meaning what happened in order for the kill to take place. Unless Rogan just likes attacking animals for no reason.

it was at the comedy club and was probably heckling the shit outta him

rogan does not stand for that

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I want to believe this. I'm having trouble though.

 

[jeremyemilio]

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1080/1080-h/1080-h.htm

 

[Polish Punisher]

lazy cali mt lion was probably high
hanging out by a comedy club

No you probably watched a mother mountain lion swat at a grizzly bear that wasnt interested while defending its cubs.

If Grizzly bear want to it can tear off a Mountain lion's head and shit down its neck.

Full size male Brown Bears kill 500lb Tigers or African Lions. 200lb Cougars are a light snack for a bear that wants to kill.

 

[Da Speeit]

No you probably watched a mother mountain lion swat at a grizzly bear that wasnt interested while defending its cubs.

If Grizzly bear want to it can tear off a Mountain lion's head and shit down its neck.

Full size male Brown Bears kill 500lb Tigers or African Lions. 200lb Cougars are a light snack for a bear that wants to kill.

What the fuck