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Social Joe Rogan, Dragons, and The View

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Just recently, I was thinking about how a "hard sci-fi" writer might tackle dragons. Flight might be a lost cause due to the way their wings are depicted. But maybe there could be a way for them to suck up a petroleum-like liquid, store it, and then simultaneously ignite and spew it. (Not such how to get the ignition to work.)

Anyway, this post is about Joe Rogan, who has lately become a champion of Dragons.

First up, Rogan speculates


Actually, he seems somewhat serious about this.


Well, the gals over at The View have decided that this means Rogan is not trustworthy. Not fully getting her take. Wouldn't gullible or crazy be more apt denunciations?* (Embedded video at link)

In response, Rogan doubles down and declares himself Dragon Believer!









*Unless dragons are real of course.
 
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honestly, what i should have posted was that "of course, brogan wants to believe in dragons. he could then fly around the world, incinerating all, who disagreed that he wasn't 5'3"
 
fucking hilarious they said they triple checked that Joe Rogan believes in Dragons when the first sentence he says is "you know what interests me, is creatures that exist ONLY IN MYTH that every culture has"

That being said dragons do exist, there is one by the name of Joy Behar actually.
 
Joe Hogan, Dragon Believer, 10th Planet jiu jitsu black belt, round earther.
 
Well, Whoopi Goldberg is almost exactly correct except that Elon is not so much the real VP to Trump as much as he is an annoying houseguest who Trump can’t get rid of because he donated so much time, resources, and money to his campaign. Trump is already fucking tired of him and it’s pretty funny.
 




That View host is pathetically whining 'Why aren't more people listening to us than this insane comedian podcaster that believes in dragons?'

Its probably because you're habitually & obviously take quotes out of context as a means to purposely attempt to discredit your enemies.
Not just the View, but the entire MSM.


Another recent example of this is Trump appointing a 'Fox News Host' to his cabinet, as Secretary of Defense. The truth is he's a retired Army Infantry Major deployed to both Iraq & Afghanistan, has degrees from Princeton & Harvard, AND has a show on FoxNews.

 
And I like the way Reign of Fire depicted the way they breathe fire. They shoot 2 different chemicals out of glands in their mouth (kind of like snake venom) that ignites when mixed.
 
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