Social Joe Rogan: AI will bring about the return of Jesus in AI form?

[Unknown Pleasures]

Almost nothing would be more amusing than a high level authentic recreation of Jesus being done and listening to all the devout Christians talk about what a giant piece of shit he is.

 

[MetaIIica]

Something tells me you and this chick would get along

She says the opposite of what I said!

I don't believe Islam is a religion that rapes, conquers, wants to spread Sharia law in western nations. That's her beliefs, not mine! There are plenty of good Muslims out there, the few bunch that do 'some' bad things shouldn't represent an entire religion, or the ones on camera saying they have 10 children per family and will dominate Europe, total baloney !

 

[DoctorTaco]

jesus christ phrenologists everywhere are going ape shit. look at these skull shapes?!!!

It’s the exact opposite of every high level wrestler I’ve ever worked with. Maybe those kooky phrenologists were onto something…

 

[DoctorTaco]

Almost nothing would be more amusing than a high level authentic recreation of Jesus being done and listening to all the devout Christians talk about what a giant piece of shit he is.

“Why isn’t he white!? Why is he spouting all this socialist bullshit!?”

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

“Why isn’t he white!? Why is he spouting all this socialist bullshit!?”

Among a million other things yes

 

[HOLA]

I remember Rogan having comedy bits where he made fun of people who believed in Noah's Ark. "WHY DIDN'T THE ANIMALS EAT EACH OTHER!!!!" *humps stool*

Now he's going to church with Trump and thinks AI will bring Jesus back. Hell of a plot twist. And yeah, he definitely dropped the soap for Peter Thiel.

 

[Osculater]

Almost nothing would be more amusing than a high level authentic recreation of Jesus being done and listening to all the devout Christians talk about what a giant piece of shit he is.

Jesus is a woke hippie bitch

 

[volodya]

I remember Rogan having comedy bits where he made fun of people who believed in Noah's Ark. "WHY DIDN'T THE ANIMALS EAT EACH OTHER!!!!" *humps stool*

Now he's going to church with Trump and thinks AI will bring Jesus back. Hell of a plot twist. And yeah, he definitely dropped the soap for Peter Thiel.

LMAO @ ever having watched a rogan "comedy" bit

 

[William Huggins]

As long as it's not baby Jesus again!!! That kids poop stinks......

 

[DoctorTaco]

As long as it's not baby Jesus again!!! That kids poop stinks......

Had a friend who got in trouble for wearing a “Jesus farted” shirt to high school. Kid kept a straight face and argued it was about the fully human nature of gods divine son but to no avail

 

[UberHere]

“Why isn’t he white!? Why is he spouting all this socialist bullshit!?”

Fuck Jesus. Socialism and turning the other cheek. Obeying all the Ten Commandments as well as giving away everything you own to follow him. Yeah…. fuck that guy.

 

[UberHere]

Jesus is a woke hippie bitch

Not really. He’s a theist who is very much into ten commandment morality. He just waits until you’re dead to punish you so he just appears woke

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I remember Rogan having comedy bits where he made fun of people who believed in Noah's Ark. "WHY DIDN'T THE ANIMALS EAT EACH OTHER!!!!" *humps stool*

Now he's going to church with Trump and thinks AI will bring Jesus back. Hell of a plot twist. And yeah, he definitely dropped the soap for Peter Thiel.

Dana White fucked his brain up

 

[USA!USA!]

Marc Andreessen

Marc Lowell Andreessen (/ænˈdriːsən/ an-DREE-sən; born July 9, 1971) is an American businessman, venture capitalist, and former software engineer. He is the co-author of Mosaic, the first web browser to display inline images; co-founder of Netscape; and co-founder and general partner of Silicon Valley venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz. He co-founded and later sold the software company Opsware to Hewlett-Packard; he also co-founded Ning, a company that provides a platform for social networking websites. He supported presidential candidates of the Democratic party until 2016. In 2024 he became an advisor to Donald Trump.

Andreessen's net worth is estimated at $1.9 billion as of January 2025.

Something about this guy deeply disturbs me to my core



Yes, it is his his freakishly pointed skull.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Fuck Jesus. Socialism and turning the other cheek. Obeying all the Ten Commandments as well as giving away everything you own to follow him. Yeah…. fuck that guy.

Perhaps I can introduce you to my Lord and Savior, Bucky the beaver. We take Eucharist with brisket sandwiches and coffee

 

[Osculater]

Not really. He’s a theist who is very much into ten commandment morality. He just waits until you’re dead to punish you so he just appears woke

 

[Volador]

I’m pro-AI and the guy on that video seems like a douche. At the same time, I’m always shocked at the level of confidence with which Rogan spews utter retardation. Impressive.

 

[Sinister]

Remember when this doofus and Eloy got baked and told everyone that AI development was akin to summoning demons?

My how things change when one of your main backers is a weirdo reptile tech nerd who own massive AI surveillance companies complicit in humanitarian atrocities. Next thing we know Brogan is going to be telling us that regulation and the Government are "The Antichrist"

 

[PEB]

Ted Cruise is trying to jam this through before Republicans and some Democrats get push back from their districts.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

jesus was born from a virgin mother, whats more virgin than a computer

lol joe you damn idiot, its funny though

joe knows he isnt smart, but its fine to give his opinions