Media Joanne Wood makes statement in defeat

She should narrate childrens books or do voice work for pepper pig or something she is not cut out to be a fighter.
 
"I just got caught" is code for "I won't learn anything from this"

IMO it's also code for "I'm so delusional that in my mind I actually won because my view of reality is completely inverted".

I used to look forward to her angelic voice in postfight interviews. Then she stopped winning. Then she got married behind my back. I'm totally over her now.
 
She should be on the next cut list. The cute accent can only get you so far
 
How much wood, would a JoJo Calderwood wood woodchuck chuck, if a JoJo Calderwood wood woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
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This guy.

I was answering a question goofy!
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She should be on the next cut list. The cute accent can only get you so far
I think she just got a 4 Fight Contract signed prior to this. Her pre-fight interview made it sound like she was happy to have some stable income, and wasn't sweating anything anymore (Titleshots etc.)
It was one of the reasons I bet heavily against her in this last fight. She's clearly checked out, and is only treating this as a side gig.
 
Like Joanne, nice lady.

But....

Joanna Calderwood-wood is stuck in "mid-tier" in the UFC.
If she was gonna break through to elite level, she'd have done it by now.
Simple as that.

I wish her well, she looks radiantly happy from the pics i've seen in her recent marriage.
Cannot argue with that.

I predict retirement in 2021, and, maybe, a pregnancy.
- For 'tis told, I seen deez tings.
 
Because she is married now and obviously her man's family name is Wood.

Would've been cool if she opted for Joanne Wood-Calderwood or Joanne Calderwood-Wood though.
It would've been even better if she also took her husband's first name, next to hers. Alas that isn't a thing, but that would be a romantic way to assert dominance.
"Hey Joanne-John, what's up ?"
 
John wood is not a good mma coach. Jo Jo never found the right coach for her once she left scotland, and she has a weird habit of sleeping with her coaches which makes it weird if she ever wants to train with other coaches.
 
She has always been a front runner that quite when it gets rough. Average to below aver fighter on her best day.
 
Joanne is fighting in a shallow division with a dominant champion. Her turn to get ass whooped by Shevchenko is inevitable. She just needs to get a two fight winning streak.
 
She is really one of the bigger busts in terms of hypetrains for me. I thought she had the skills to do well. I even thought the weight change might fix things but it didn't.

To be fair, she is clearly Top 10 at 125 still. But, she's about to set the record for making it to the doorstep of a title fight and tripping. And, she tends to get finished in those title eliminator fights. With Valentina annihilating the competition, I think the UFC would fast track Joanne C...Wood to a title shot if she could just string a couple of wins together.

Jarl
 
Because she is married now and obviously her man's family name is Wood.
Would've been cool if she opted for Joanne Wood-Calderwood or Joanne Calderwood-Wood though.

Then we'd have Sherbros saying things like: Wood Joanne Calderwood Wood. ;)
 
Married a guy with name Wood.
Odd coincidence i guess, its still weird that known-ish fighters like her or Nina got married and took their significant other's last name while they also have "a name" of their own being a pro athlete, it would had been fun seeing Nunes go by Ansaroff but everyone knew that wasnt going to happen lol.
 
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