Jessica Simpson today...

[Michaelangelo]

Wood eat Taco Bell out of her clam

 

[STEVEN SEAGOLD]

She's definitely got that recessive " could get fat at any moment" gene that lots of women have. Looks like as soon as she takes her foot off the gas even a little concerning food and exercise, shes immediately on the way to fat city

It's her strong facial features. A very robust female face. It's pretty damn good, but a few pounds too many and it gets ugly real quick.



Almost a flawless face.

 

[minute bull]

She's also like five foot nothing. Her and Christina Ricci, the slightest bit of weight change looks severe on them. Simpson's handled it pretty well but Ricci suffers from a body complex as a result.

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[STEVEN SEAGOLD]

Beautiful natty genetics. Strong robust features. Lower segment/profile might be a little too masculine for some but I think it gives her proportion and angular sharpness. Her large palate gives her a wide smile that really steals the show. I like that.

 

[Morning Star]

I mean to be fair she is pretty shitfaced in those pics. A lot of people look bad when they are that wasted. Some don't even look that good sober.

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

OMG Jessica as PAWG will fucking RULE!!!! I am seriously gonna rub one out








If you have some current pics of her chunked up please post them. All fucking days.

 

[Bob Gray]

Oh, please. She looks way better than average. Lets have TS post pics of his girlfriend and sherdog can compare them.

 

[revoltub]

wood

 

[Taco Loco]

She looks like a slob, probably misses showers on the regular.

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

She looks like a slob, probably misses showers on the regular.

I would explore every sweaty crevice with great gusto!

 

[thetruth2709]

Even when she was young and hot I could still see some red flags (well I could) she looked super hot and fit in some videos but in casual photos of the same period you could tell she wasnt going to keep a great body into her mid 30s and 40s... by the way I just saw on wiki shes 37... I would say shes still above "average" (not by much but still a bit above) for women of her same age in the US... so I think some of you are talking shit just for the sake of talking shit

 

[HARRISON_3]

I knew her dad looked familiar.

 

[Organic Damage]

Well obviously that TMZ pic of her doing the GSP afraid of aliens pose isn't very flattering, but from the other photo evidence ITT she still looks passable.

Plus it's not like the fat ALL went to the wrong places...

 

[Vil7]

She's had a few falls into WTF territory went from a freaking knock out to a train wreck.

She was good in her prime though.

In that way I guess she is kind of like Prime Cro Cop.

 

[Jesus X]

titties still looking very noice

 

[SpartanKhmy]

Nick did the right thing

 

[mrln242]

You guys are all little bitch asses, you wouldnt tap that. You tap worse on weekends, buncha assholes.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

That's how women age. Especially white women.

 

[spin]

As I said the last time this thread was made

I once read this bitch pulled 300 million on some clothing line deal.



She is well past needing to give a fuck.