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Jessica Simpson today...

Fuck it, still wood.
People w00d be surprised but when you feel it its gonna be there no matter how ugly.

Just the fact you know you gon bang is gonna get you to level 100 hardness

Went on a date with this fat blonde a year ago (not whale, just chubby, maybe a 5-6 -- don't get any funny ideas, I'm a Sherbro I only date boise dimes) and nearing the end when it was going down, the stiffy came up so hard it fucking hurt. Shit was scratching up on my pants and in a bad position, and I wasn't in a place where I could reach down and readjust my shit. Post fuck I had the hard on for near 5 hours. fuck

Mental aspect is a huge thing.
 
I would still lick her brown eye. I gotta say I dig a smoky eye makeup on a trashy blonde
 
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I'd let her suck my dick for free.

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those pics are from her wasted. No girl looks hella good that wasted. I mean they still look good they just look fucked up
 
I was thinking she's had kids, but Nick Lachey's new wife(Vanessa Milano) has kids and is tight as fuuuuuuck.
I would still though, then post footage on the internet of it.
 
I actually respect her for being fat. As a person that was 90 percent known for looks, it's pretty cool that she's so confident being fat. I saw her on some late night show once. I think it was the first time she was in public as a heavyset, and she was laughing and seemed happy. Later she dated Billy Corgan.
She's rich. She doesn't seem to suffer any illusion that her career was/ is important in any way.
Some celebs hide and completely break down with weight gain.
 
2016 was a good year for Simpson
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