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Jessica Simpson today...

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I don't even know what to say...

You go from this:

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To this:




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Physique difference:

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Gimme dat bomb beat by Dre and lemme serenade the streets of LA.
 
And she's still making a lot money being as dim as she is.
 
Prime Jessica Simpson was great. There was definitely a time to buy and a time to sell though. Today, yikes...
 
Was going to say something about everyone having bad nights... but she did let herself go.... quickly.

Like in the last year.

2016
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2017
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Someone is going to ask when the next kid's due and shit is going to get real...
 
She's had a few falls into WTF territory went from a freaking knock out to a train wreck.

She was good in her prime though.
 
Fuck it, still wood.
 
She's definitely got that recessive " could get fat at any moment" gene that lots of women have. Looks like as soon as she takes her foot off the gas even a little concerning food and exercise, shes immediately on the way to fat city
 
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wood. twice on sundays.
 
she used to be on every cover magazine.
oh well.
at least she doesn't lip sync like her sister.
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I think it's the mashed potato.

And by that, I mean eating way too much of it.
 
Here's a secret about Jessica Simpson, she was never special, she was just a rich, dressed-up regular little white chick.

But for most men that coat of makeup is all they need.
 
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