JDS Nose is Smashed

[StoneWT]

Yeah, even I laughed a little. However, there are significantly better pictures of his first wife. While she isn't a supermodel, she isn't quite Quasimodo as portrayed.

 

[AllAmericanNightmare]

Blaydes is about to make it a lot worse.

 

[Mark]

His nose might have been downgraded but he sure upgraded his woman.

Old wife:

New gf/wife:

Heck, I'd gladly lose all my nasal cartilage for an upgrade like that!

It's like he went from the middle seat in the back row of coach to a Business Class A1 seat!

 

[keepemup]

I used to work with a Turk/Iraqi who was a kickboxer whose coach broke his nose in order to prevent his nose from being broken in fights. He used to have a beak but it was made flat.

Maybe this is what's going on here.

But mostly I just wanted to tell that little story.

 

[YellowBanenoo]

JDS' first wife is a real woman. Most Sherdoggers couldn't handle her.

To be fair, that is literally the worst possible picture/frame of her. She actually doesn't look nearly that bad.

Hmm idk bruh

 

[Motleysubs]

Knew the ex wife pic was coming.

He loved her, and kept saying how he wanted her back

 

[Ube]

Mine's not much better

You look like a forest creature. Like half of you is a horse body. It’s a compliment.

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

Still can't compete with my boy Andrei.

 

[TR1]

What if JDS's first wife had an absolutely incredible personality, was an amazing cook, and rich as fuck to boot?

Fuck you assholes.

 

[DanAndroid]

Mine's not much better

What are you hiding under that fake hairline, show us the truth.

 

[campbecc]

Did JDS actually say that?

Holy shit, talk about zero self-awareness...

he did but he was joking around.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Mine's not much better

Strong hairline

 

[ImmigrantMentality]

His nose might have been downgraded but he sure upgraded his woman.

Old wife:

New gf/wife:

Honestly at this point he would no longer be out of his old wife's league sad to say

 

[DustinBeaver]

I'm embarrassed for JDS.

Fuckin Brazilian PVZ dancing around in a pink fucking vest... What the fuck did I just watch?

So embarrassing. Good thing American MMA fighters have a lot more self respetch...

 

[Wicked_1]

It's pretty far from ok for him to dance. His mind must be shot as well with those fucked up facial expressions while he ran around and she danced kinda.

 

[Rod Farva]

Seems fine

 

[blaseblah]

Did JDS actually say that?

Holy shit, talk about zero self-awareness...

It was a joke for a comedy show. Talk about taken out of context.

 

[caesar]

Knew the ex wife pic was coming.
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Its a classic dude dog syndrome lol,...the ugly wife, the one who had to probably support him, feed him, and buy his ass some toilet paper back when they were poor, yeah they do all the work to support their man to become successful, and when the dude does start breaking bank, well,....pussy changes real fast lol.

 

[The Fat Mexican]

Eh...he wasn't exactly Brad Pitt before.

Who's Brad Pitt? You probably meant Cliff Booth

 

[cunglaowins]

Cain’s life’s work right there