Crime JD Vance's mansion attacked by a man with a hammer.

[Scerpi]

How will the left try to say it was MAGA like they tried with Charlie Kirk's killer and Trump's attempted assassins?

So it was PEB? Is he posting from jail or is he on parole?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Was it his secret gay lover?

it sure was. everybody knows it. jd vance is a raging homosexual. it's the worst kept secret ever.

I hear that's the go too assumption on hammer break ins.

Glad he wasn't home and no one got hurt

well those poor windows got murdered. but it's understandable after getting stood up by jd vance. he went all the way to jd vance's house to get hammered but nobody was home. the weirdo was somewhere else, probably fucking a couch or some shit. his gay lover had to have been a little pissed. no wonder why he smashed those windows in a jealous rage.

someone needs to tell molestini cheetolini's bitch that the next time he invites a gay tranny over for some hammer time, make sure he's home to welcome them.

 

[Spounman]

it sure was. everybody knows it. jd vance is a raging homosexual. it's the worst kept secret ever.

well those poor windows got murdered. but it's understandable after getting stood up by jd vance. he went all the way to jd vance's house to get hammered but nobody was home. the weirdo was somewhere else, probably fucking a couch or some shit. his gay lover had to have been a little pissed. no wonder why he smashed those windows in a jealous rage.

He was Kurt Cobain for Halloween?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

He was Kurt Cobain for Halloween?

doubtful. he doesn't have any brains to blow out.

and kurt cobain was a drag queen? damn, i guess his music ain't gonna resonate the same to me.

 

[UberHere]

Well JD Vance wasn’t brained with the hammer was he? I don’t think you can say the Left is you g low by throwing this one back in their face

I have no problem with it, but I’m not seeing anyone go high in politics these days

 

[Paynebringer]

A Man, A Hammer, A Single Sofa, coming to a theatre near you.

Starring JD Vance, William Defoor, special appearance by Stained Sofa.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

A Man, A Hammer, A Single Sofa, coming to a theatre near you.

Starring JD Vance, William Defoor, special appearance by Stained Sofa.

is this the sequel to 3 guys 1 hammer? this might end up right up there with some of my best shame faps.

 

[Last Falconry]

All this because JD's meth head mom made him wear a dress and sing hello dolly when he was 11

 

[Absolut]

is this the sequel to 3 guys 1 hammer? this might end up right up there with some of my best shame faps.

Nailed it.

 

[Spounman]

doubtful. he doesn't have any brains to blow out.

and kurt cobain was a drag queen? damn, i guess his music ain't gonna resonate the same to me.

He played shows in a dress

 

[idrankyourbeer]

He played shows in a dress

virtually identical


did he play shows while carrying a purse too?