Jacare Souza starts treatment to reverse hair loss, wants to retire with full afro

[Oooxente]

99.9% of the male population look better with a full head of hair, Jacare included. Male Pattern Baldness is a perpetual struggle most men go through.

Desperate bald men tell themselves that they look great bald because they have no alternatives and want to be able to sleep better at night. It's a textbook case of cognitive dissonance minimization, as told in the story of The Fox and the Grapes in Aesop Fables:

The fox want the grapes, the fox can't reach the grapes, the fox tells himself he doesn't want the grapes anyway.

You sound bald

 

[mmacasualviewer]

He wants to be Ariel Helwani at Syracuse.


Syracuse is 0 and 3. And to get those; if any medical bills; paid.

 

[Wadtucket]

I’m one of the few who looks like shit when my hair grows out. I keep it at a 1. Still wouldn’t want to be bald though

1 is bald

Bald only looks good on blacks, as Gödel proved

 

[P4PSHERGOAT]

1 is bald

Bald only looks good on blacks, as Gödel proved

It’s almost bald. But I guess it depends on what you consider bald. I still have hair it’s just shave really low and you could still see it. And I am black btw.

 

[LouisBolanos]

You sound bald

You sound bald.

Re-posting the same content from alt accounts

 

[Spacelord13]

He’s not catching up to that UFC GOAT fro on Bruce Leeroy.

P.S.

Fuck Convict McGregor. That asshole got Alex’s fight shit canned.

 

[Aldo145]

Re-posting the same content from alt accounts

 

[Draxton]

Now he will have an excuse for his eventual USADA failure.

It wasn’t me! It was a tainted hair supplement!

 

[AC1D1K]

he looks good bald

 

[AC1D1K]

I’m one of the few who looks like shit when my hair grows out. I keep it at a 1. Still wouldn’t want to be bald though

same but i go with the zero

 

[reddhelium]

What do you think his treatment will be? Rogaine? Finasteride? Ketoconazole? Dutasteride? FUE transplant? Hairpiece?

afro brain

it's alpha brain for hair*

(*hair for explosive athletes)

 

[AC1D1K]

99.9% of the male population look better with a full head of hair, Jacare included. Male Pattern Baldness is a perpetual struggle most men go through.

Desperate bald men tell themselves that they look great bald because they have no alternatives and want to be able to sleep better at night. It's a textbook case of cognitive dissonance minimization, as told in the story of The Fox and the Grapes in Aesop Fables:

The fox want the grapes, the fox can't reach the grapes, the fox tells himself he doesn't want the grapes anyway.

chicks love rubbing your bald head when you go down on them

 

[Mangar]

Dude has an odd shaped dome, that's for sure.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

He can? I thought he was like Aztec or Mayan.

dude, try actually looking at some natives some time.

 

[LouisBolanos]

Here's my concern:

If Jacare is opting for the big 3 (minoxidil + finasteride + ketoconazole), then he's being duped by a snake oil salesman. He currently sits at Norwood 7 (almost completely bald) with most of his follicles dead. None of the DHT blockers would do shit to revive those follicles, not to mention messing around with testosterone will negatively impact his performance, and possibly make him test positive.

If he's opting for a hair transplant, he might be out of commission for 8+ months while he waits for his scars to heal and hair to regrow, or he'll have to show up looking like this

And given his advanced stage of hair loss, much of his traditional donor area would have already been breached at this point, and he might require multiple transplant surgeries, which would put his career on hold even longer, with no guaranteed good results.

 

[AC1D1K]

Here's my concern:

If Jacare is opting for the big 3 (minoxidil + finasteride + ketoconazole), then he's being duped by a snake oil salesman. He currently sits at Norwood 7 (almost completely bald) with most of his follicles dead. None of the DHT blockers would do shit to revive those follicles, not to mention messing around with testosterone will negatively impact his performance, and possibly make him test positive.

If he's opting for a hair transplant, he might be out of commission for 8+ months while he waits for his scars to heal and hair to regrow, or he'll have to show up looking like this

And given his advanced stage of hair loss, much of his traditional donor area would have already been breached at this point, and he might require multiple transplant surgeries, which would put his career on hold even longer, with no guaranteed good results.

i seem to rmember u had a beef with some bald dude, just wanted to say we are not all bad louis

 

[Bend NvR Break]

As soon as I saw the slightest hint of reduction in my hairline I grew dreads. Haven't cut my hair in 3 years.

 

[LouisBolanos]

i seem to rmember u had a beef with some bald dude, just wanted to say we are not all bad louis

I used to judge people based on their Norwood level. My mom told me that people with Norwood 3+ who are under the age of 30 are not trustworthy, but she's dead now thank God and I recently went through a transformation after listening to Jordan Peterson and getting my life together. You can I'm a changed man and I no longer judge people based on their level of hair loss.

 

[PopeUrbanII]

If you are Souza's age and still care about your looks you should just go hang yourself now.

 

[LouisBolanos]

If you are Souza's age and still care about your looks you should just go hang yourself now.

If that's the attitude you have on life I recommend you read Jordan Peterson's new book Clean My Penis so you can get a more positive outlook on life.