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Hojak
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Serious shit.
When I was 6 years old I was sleeping on the top bunk of a bunkbed set that I had... my sister had the bottom one... anyway, I musta had some fucked up dream, because I remember trying to lay on a part of the bed that wasn't there, and falling off the top head first. I almost broke my neck & got a major concussion. That shit sucked.
There was another time where I fell outta bed while I was sleeping and got whiplash. I shit you not, neckbrace and all... walked into school 2 days later, everyone's thinking I got into a car accident or something... nope, fell outta bed. My english teacher laughed and laughed. So did everyone else. Life as Dave Hojak is interesting at times.
Another time I strained the AC in my shoulder by sleeping with my arm in a really fucked up position... turned sideways, pointed upwards, underneath my head, for 16 hours. I got startled outta my sleep, jumped up, heard a sharp crack in my shoulder, and the injury came to be. It ain't been the same since.
There have been other instances of me shooting out of bed like a Shamrock only to be greeted toe-first (or on better days, face-first) by a wall, and even a couple times where I tripped out of bed and twisted a knee or ankle. I guess I'm doing something right when I injure myself worse than anyone else can...
... but probably not.
When I was 6 years old I was sleeping on the top bunk of a bunkbed set that I had... my sister had the bottom one... anyway, I musta had some fucked up dream, because I remember trying to lay on a part of the bed that wasn't there, and falling off the top head first. I almost broke my neck & got a major concussion. That shit sucked.
There was another time where I fell outta bed while I was sleeping and got whiplash. I shit you not, neckbrace and all... walked into school 2 days later, everyone's thinking I got into a car accident or something... nope, fell outta bed. My english teacher laughed and laughed. So did everyone else. Life as Dave Hojak is interesting at times.
Another time I strained the AC in my shoulder by sleeping with my arm in a really fucked up position... turned sideways, pointed upwards, underneath my head, for 16 hours. I got startled outta my sleep, jumped up, heard a sharp crack in my shoulder, and the injury came to be. It ain't been the same since.
There have been other instances of me shooting out of bed like a Shamrock only to be greeted toe-first (or on better days, face-first) by a wall, and even a couple times where I tripped out of bed and twisted a knee or ankle. I guess I'm doing something right when I injure myself worse than anyone else can...
... but probably not.