Ive changed the way I sit (leg over knee)

I don't care how people sit but I just tried it at my desk and my testicles get in the way so my top leg doesn't make a solid connection with my bottom leg. Maybe I need a longer scrotum for it to work.

It's not worth the price of scrotum surgery.
I got a 6 inch hammer and not a lot of girth so I dont have that problem I guess
 
Manspread is the dominant way to sit...and also best for your body...
 
Manspread is the dominant way to sit...and also best for your body...

Yup. Vladimir knows where it's at.
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Im guessing you dont have balls or a penis? I dont like crushing the boys just to cross my legs...
 
No, the British chap is peak upper-class, he's mirroring to make the poor chap on the right feel more at ease.

Okay I take that back. Prince William is straight but Obama is definitely homosexual.
 
Be careful, don't do this for long stretches oft time. It can cut off circulation and lead to nerve damage. I know an older gentleman, in his mid 50's I think. He sat like this for a long flight and messed his leg up. Over a year later he still had effects from it and it was probably going to be perm. Comfortable to sit like this sure but only do it for short periods of time.

I swear I injured my knees on a flight with the old leg over knee posture. Not the balls crushing one. It fucking sucks. My knees click, crunch and sometimes hurt a little ever since. I can still squat but I have to be careful.
 
Yup. Vladimir knows where it's at.
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Yeah I'm sorry but Vladimir Putin is not an example of a gentleman, he usually sits like he just ate far too much and can barely move. Or he leans to the side, like one of his side's much heavier than the other. I do that too, it doesn't look good.

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Yeah I'm sorry but Vladimir Putin is not an example of a gentleman, he usually sits like he just ate far too much and can barely move. Or he leans to the side, like one of his side's much heavier than the other. I do that too, it doesn't look good.

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Lmao
He looks so small in those chairs, i never noticed before. Is dear Vlad a manlet?
 
To that logic why don't you just start wearing a moomoo? It's so much easier than putting on a suit, and since you think you can kick everyone's ass it's all good, right?

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Lmao
He looks so small in those chairs, i never noticed before. Is dear Vlad a manlet?
you werent aware?
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his height explains a lot of his actions.
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note the heel. and he's still dwarfed.
 
Somewhat related:

Would you say the opposite of this: <mma4> is this: <{cruzshake}> or this: <{hughesimpress}> ?

<31>?
 
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