It's Saturday night and I'm puttin' the boogie down

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Headin' out to the club, collar poppin' with my chest covered in fat-ass gold links.
Got Drakkar under each armpit, and right guard under my scrote (that's a protip for you rooks). I'm gonna dance the night away and do my thing.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I'm going to a nice BYOB for dinner with girl and a couple of friends.

I'm going to get obnoxiously drunk there

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

 

[POWER2]

Headin' out to the club, collar poppin' with my chest covered in fat-ass gold links.
Got Drakkar under each armpit, and right guard under my scrote (that's a protip for you rooks). I'm gonna dance the night away and do my thing.

don't put deodorant on your nutsack. Not good for the pores. If they get clogged, you will need to get it lanced. And they do it while you're awake. Very painful.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'm going to a nice BYOB for dinner with girl and a couple of friends.

I'm going to get obnoxiously drunk there

That's a good time.

I got it all together now,
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains,
'N' the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin',
That's what you'd prob'ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I'm a
Dancin' fool...

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Beat me to it!
Conceptual continuity post mortem

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

don't put deodorant on your nutsack. Not good for the pores. If they get clogged, you will need to get it lanced. And they do it while you're awake. Very painful.

I've had a few. I just jab 'em with a surgical probe, squeeze them empty, and plug the hole with a styptic pencil

 

[Zer]

don't put deodorant on your nutsack. Not good for the pores. If they get clogged, you will need to get it lanced. And they do it while you're awake. Very painful.

I've never even thought to use deo on my balls though because I've always liked the smell of my ballsweat. Even more than I like the smell of my Axe. Even Dark Temptation.

 

[michal001]

don't put deodorant on your nutsack. Not good for the pores. If they get clogged, you will need to get it lanced. And they do it while you're awake. Very painful.

Just ask dr pimple popper to take care of you. Cute millionaire squeezing your nuts on YouTube.

 

[michal001]

I've never even thought to use deo on my balls though because I've always liked the smell of my ballsweat. Even more than I like the smell of my Axe. Even Dark Temptation.

If you like the smell of your own balls you might be gay. Super gay.

 

[Zer]

If you like the smell of your own balls you might be gay. Super gay.

People say the same thing whenever I tell them about my banging trannies. I guess they could be signs

 

[HARRISON_3]

A friend of mine puts baby powder on his genitals to curb the swampiness down there.

 

[jefferz]

That's a good time.

I got it all together now,
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains,
'N' the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin',
That's what you'd prob'ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I'm a
Dancin' fool...

The bartender asks me, says son what'll it behttps://genius.com/Brooks-and-dunn-boot-scootin-boogie-lyrics#note-4201996
I want a shot of that redhead yonder lookin' at me
The dance floor's hoppin' and it's hotter than the fourth of July
I see outlaws, inlaws, crooks & straights all out makin' it shake
Doin' the boot scootin' boogie

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

baby show me how you do that roll
Make it jump and jiggle cause yo' booty swoll
Come over here show me how you pop it and drop it
You know I love when you work that, you get dick
Get it crunk it's a kinky thing
Baby girl let me see you fold up your legs like a chicken wing
Figure how you do those kinky things
Slex it if it's a Chi-town head this Mississippi thang
Cars, got to do it, clothes, got to do it
Ice, got to do it, girl put yo' booty and yo' back into it

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Don’t pop your collar please

 

[jefferz]

Don’t pop your collar please

Is it still cool to pop, lock and drop it?

 

[Gutter Chris]

Im goin charity bowling I too will be drinking heavy this evening

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Me too bro; currently pretty damn godly if I do say so myself.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

Me and the missus are gonna have relations of a sexual nature. Then we will go to sleep.

There's no better Saturday night.

 

[Lovestorm]

You go girl.