It's my birthday today.

[Wrath of Foamy]

I'm closer to death than ever. Christ sake.

I'm 38, and I'm feeling old. Aside from doing my back in a couple of days ago, I'm lifting the heaviest weights that I've ever done, bottom stacking machine, but it translates poorly to actual movement. Also, my thick, luscious hair is starting to thin on top, I have a stiff left toe and I'm starting to go over the threshold in regards to my weight. I've started to go back to the gym too, but I may look to focus more on weight loss, mobility and weight loss instead of strength. Also, my diet has to change, and I'm stopping porn use outright. I also want to be more active, read more and use less screen time.

I'm not doing much. I'll be owning my first property from the start of 2025 and I need to be careful on the cash, though I may make a couple of trips to London and Brighton. Missus is with me, she made a cracking breakfast today and she'll be buying me a Toby's this afternoon. After that? I'll be good. I've got things to do. Lose weight, clean up, make money, but Japan is going to be visited in 2025. I've put it off for years to get the flat sorted, and now that it's in range...

Anyway, I made it a tradition to watch this on my birthday, so I'm sharing it.

Enjoy.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Happy birthday man! Wish you the best.

 

[ssBaldy]

Hey, happy birthday! Wish you well and to reach your goals, sherbro!

 

[William Huggins]

Happy birthday.......

I preferred the Young ones.......

 

[StonedLemur]

Happy birthday sir, I hope you get everything you want in life.

You are a well loved member of this fucked up community, a level head in a world filled with people with their heads directly up their asses lol.

Much love and here's to your lady a few months after you stop watching porn

 

[Zer]

Happy birthday bro, I hope you have a good one

Love the Bottom references I see from you. My favourite comedy show ever. RIP Rik

 

[Bubzeh]

Enjoy. Hope the stiff toe gets better. The left toe is where I sometimes get gout so it's important to keep the toes healthy.

 

[fungi]

Happy Birthday, Kiddo!
Enjoy while it lasts.

P.s. You feel old?
Wait till you pass the big "Four O" mark.
Now, I feel old(((

 

[TJ Dillashank]

I'm closer to death than ever

Also younger right now than you will ever be so get that coffin ready gramps

Also Happy Birthday

 

[Sonny Qc]

Happy Birthday you beautiful basterd.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Happy Birthday Youngin

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Happy Bday broseph!

Not even 40 and feeling it?? Get a hold of your tight whiteys for your 40's then!

 

[Streeter]

Well when I woke up today it felt like my birthday wirh that present i got when I turned on news.

 

[TCE]

Happy birthday, bro. When you coming back to Cornwall?

 

[Tone C]

Fuck off you young cunt .



And Happy fucking Birthday.


Cunt .

 

[Osculater]

38?

 

[Other]

I don't think you're allowed to feel old until you've had a colonoscopy or prostate exam. Until then you're old adjacent

 

[oldshadow]

Well happy birthday to you.

And me

We share the birthday but you are still a young pup. I got you by twice plus some.

And "get off my lawn".

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Happy birthday.......

I preferred the Young ones.......

I saw Bottom first on Gold, when I was really young, howled with laughter and then watched Young Ones after. Young Ones is quite dated but still great. A close second.

Happy birthday sir, I hope you get everything you want in life.

You are a well loved member of this fucked up community, a level head in a world filled with people with their heads directly up their asses lol.

Much love and here's to your lady a few months after you stop watching porn View attachment 1070309

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Aww thanks...

Is that Monica in the first GIF?

Happy birthday bro, I hope you have a good one

Love the Bottom references I see from you. My favourite comedy show ever. RIP Rik

RIP Rik.

When I get into my first home, I'm going to get a dog and call her Doreen. I'll introduce her as "this is Doreeeeen! There's evil!"

Enjoy. Hope the stiff toe gets better. The left toe is where I sometimes get gout so it's important to keep the toes healthy.

Yeah, it's been a niggling thing for a while now. I wonder if it's arthritic, or connected to my blood clot. It's fine mostly but doesn't react well when bent, like it desperately needs a click.

Happy Birthday, Kiddo!
Enjoy while it lasts.

P.s. You feel old?
Wait till you pass the big "Four O" mark.
Now, I feel old(((

Let's not think about that yet.

Happy birthday, bro. When you coming back to Cornwall?

I'm not sure. I think that I screwed up the holiday and the missus didn't like it at all. I liked Tintagel, but only for a day, and aside from Bude, there isn't much around for at least an hours drive. If I went further west, we would have enjoyed it more. I may go back in a few years. I want to, but I'd like to see Scotland, the Lake District and the Peak District first, and that's excluding what I'd like to see overseas.

Fuck off you young cunt .



And Happy fucking Birthday.


Cunt .

Thank you Cunt.



PS: How does one actually fuck off?

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Happy day. And you're not old until hair starts sprouting from your ears. This song seems fitting.