It's high time that UFC finally introduces ring boys to the octagon.

[dipstickjimmy]

When teg camera pans
over the trans
have them each hold a Bud light
while we wait for the fight

Haku approves this Haiku

 

[CieloLuce]

Wut...


Nah.

 

[Dr Fong]

For anyone taking OP's obvious bait: the lady doth protest too much.

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

Interesting little chestnut for you all here:

Attended a 49ers game a couple weeks ago and there was a male cheerleader in amongst the ladies. Dressed the same, doing the same moves, he was a proper cheerleader in the NFL sense, not the weird college football Derek Brunson sense. Let's just say it didn't go unnoticed by the boozed-up elements in the crowd. And that was San Fran.

Now consider the slurs that would be slung by a bunch of pissed-up MMA fans from all over the world in places as awesome and tolerant as Jacksonville if we had ring card boys for real. I have no real love for ring card girls other than maybe tradition (?) but ring card boys would pose a bit of a PR nightmare if they were to be introduced, methinks.

But hey, it's not like I'd personally stop watching so if the UFC wants to go Disney on us it's really no skin off my ass.

 

[NoSmilez]

I don't really care. I don't even know any of the ring girls anymore.

 

[billharford]

Would be great to see Sage back with the UFC

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

Get Faber to shake his chin

 

[Goutfather]

no. i wont be watching anything like that.

 

[Captain Insano]

 

[HolmeZy55]

I'm straight.

I think you might want to double check that one, maybe take a long hard look in the mirror and really ask yourself, are you really straight?

 

[TheTickG]

No

Agreed.

 

[Lax617]

"I'm straight."

 

[JKS]

Worse idea ever

 

[nonoob]

Spartan armor looks cool and we all wouldn't mind paying extra to see some fine young men cageside.

Spartan armor is cool, the 2nd part of sentence...well,

 

[M.A.G.A.]

 

[HHJ]

This should be moved to Off topic where it can be enjoyed by more people who agree with the TS

 

[AmonTobin]

Ring girls should match the weight class.

I'd love that. Have 1 beauty from each weight class.

 

[RiseAboveHat]

I'm straight.

Personally, I would like to see some strong, chiseled men seen 'guarding' the octagon cage. This will give more of a colosseum type vibe and less of a strip club type vibe. Just imagine if they wore Spartan or Roman armor (preferably oiled up too to accentuate their chest and abs) and held some sort of spear or weapon.

 

[UFCIsNOTRigged]

If you’re trying to get banned bro, just post gay prons

OP is clearly a troll, one of the weirder ones, and has been trying to get banned for a while but for whatever reason the mods allow him to continue posting......

The quality on here just continues to go down.

Some of OPs greatest hits:

The UFC Sucking Tony Ferguson Off

Ian Garry Wrestling

Ngannou On An Airplane

 

[xn7]

are shirtless guys running around after each other in the cage not enough already