it's amazing how people just naturally GRAVITATE towards real ALPHAS like Mike Perry

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  1. skullmaskkid

    skullmaskkid Banned Banned

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    Mike Perry has had no promotion/push from the UFC, he just do him and people can't help but respond to dat alpha and testosterone. wouldn't be surprised if Celeste and Arianny literally had to pleasure themselves backstage after witnessing dat shit.

    meanwhile Alan Jouban dancing around in his lil Versace underwear in the only industry along with pornography where the females make more than the males


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    Les Vejtibals Brown Belt

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    You're special.
     
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    [insert_name_here] Better than the best, Ooh Yeah!

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    You sound like a cuck.
     
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    Yeah, it must suck be a good looking dude and banging models and shit.
     
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    This is some gay shit my man, not in the good way either.
     
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    nated0g43 Blue Belt

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    Mike Perry's next fight is with WME and Ari Emanuel. Not Alan Jouban
     
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    I don't know when all this Alpha/Beta lingo started but it's lame as fuck. The HW Champion in the only alpha in the UFC.
     
  9. Ham Socks

    Ham Socks Professional Fighter

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    So you're making troll threads about perry instead of troll threads about conor now? Jesus you're a cuck in both fanbases lul.
     
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    Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Mike Perry would just be setting up that big money rematch.
     
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    Celeste and Arianny?

    <{fry}>
     
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    Rampage vs Ariel Helwani is how it started. The beta won.
     
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    Jehannum Double Yellow Card Platinum Member

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    he's already having threesomes with his missus and PVZ

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    I love CAPS. That way I know TS is ALPHA as FUCK
     
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    You're right in that he's had pretty much no promotion from the UFC. He just went out there as himself and people saw something special.
     
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    Jehannum Double Yellow Card Platinum Member

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    I need proof!

    that is a serious statement to make my friend
     
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    Mike Perry= War Machine 2.0, Alpha Douche. What is the appeal of this guy? I don't get it.
     
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    I still don't know why this guy is so popular but now I'm pretty sure its all the beta males flocking to suckle at his teets
     

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