It's 2013...

Instead of hover cars we get camera phones fueling the advancement of hover hands. Fucking Obama.
 
You know what's going to suck even more TS? When you're old and about to die and you read about the breakthroughs people are making in hover technology, just enough to float a single person on say, a board....maybe a plank like object.

I'm happy to be born in at this point in time compared to pretty much any other in the last 10,000 years of human history, but the next 10,000 are going to have way more awesome shit provided we don't blow up the planet first.
 
What the fuck does a 'lunar lander' do for us anyway. Just sits around on the moon and looks down on us at earth like some entitled piece of shit. Has it stopped natural disasters? Has it cured world hunger!? Contributed to world peace? It just fucking rolls around on the moon for fuck sakes!

What has it ever done for me or anyone else. Nothing, thats what.
 
And we still have no hover cars, no batteries that you never need to recharge, no lightsabers, no teleporters, no futuristic jetsons cities, no robot slaves, no bigfoot, no lochness monster, haven't even explored 95 percent of the godamned ocean, we still haven't made contact with aliens, unidentified flying objects are still unidentified..

It seems all we have are trannies, facebook, and XBOXes that want to watch you wank. This was not the 2013 that i envisioned when i was six.

go do something about it

as with batteries that dont need to recharge we have solar powered batteries and alternative energy sources
 
it's okay, we have twitter, facebook and instagram, and they will probably save us if we are attacked by aliens.
 
The majority of governments all over the world are suppressing free energy. Look what happened to Tesla's research. Gone with the wind, they've been developing stuff since they took it and will never be shared until they decide to do so.
 
Flying cars would never happen. There'd be a 9/11 several times a day.
 
Flying cars would never happen. There'd be a 9/11 several times a day.
Bullshit.

We already have completely autonomous cars and they'll be all over the road in less than 20 years.

20 years after that, I'm sure we'd have invented a mid-level self-flying transport systems at the very least for larger cities.

Just 20 years ago, most of the world still had rotary phones. Now we have cell phones with processing power 100 times that of our largest computers back in the 70's.

As long as we keep pointing in the right direction, we'll find a way to make technology reasonable and responsible. Some will take longer than others, but it'll definitely get there.
 
What the fuck does a 'lunar lander' do for us anyway. Just sits around on the moon and looks down on us at earth like some entitled piece of shit. Has it stopped natural disasters? Has it cured world hunger!? Contributed to world peace? It just fucking rolls around on the moon for fuck sakes!

What has it ever done for me or anyone else. Nothing, thats what.

hey man

we might not be able to have cars that fly over potholes, or robots that cook us potroasts and blow us for dessert, but.... we created a device that will draw penises on Mars.

*wipes tear* we've made it

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hey man

we might not be able to have cars that fly over potholes, or robots that cook us potroasts and blow us for dessert, but.... we created a device that will draw penises on Mars.

*wipes tear* we've made it

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*salutes*

God bless America!
 
We have TRT, that must count for something, right?
 
Hover cars won't happen for thousands of years. The problem isn't the basic tech; we've had hover car designs since the 30's. The problem it it's too easy for idiots to kill themselves and lots of others with them.
 
As cool as light sabers sound having them would probably be the most dangerous and worst idea ever.
 
As cool as light sabers sound having them would probably be the most dangerous and worst idea ever.

Light sabers are physically impossible.
 
Why the fuck would you make a battery that doesn't recharge?

Seems like an awful business proposition to me.
 
everything we have been told is a lie, except for Al-Qaeda, that is true
 
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