Isaac Newton developed calculus while under quarantine from the plague

Isaac Newton also had one of his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.
 
Great! Back to working out (P90X), and have started story breaking this feature film I've been meaning to write for a while. I'm part introvert, so being home alone has never been an issue. My only issue, which happens to be a MAJOR one, is that I can't get pussy atm. I joined the no fap movement recently, so I'm going to be horny af until this shitshow ends. That first piece of ass I get after the lockdown will pay for all this semen retention. LOL!
 
And dana white founded Fight Island the next step in human cock fighting.
 
If it wasn't for my understanding of calculus I sure would have struggled at university.
 
Funny, he could get calculus, but couldn't get a girls number.
 
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Liebniz developed Calculus. Newton developed in parallel part of differential calculus for a math challenge problem (related to proving maximum distance for a canon ball) and he did it over a weekend, which he would have done anyway.

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therealdope said:
Liebniz developed Calculus. Newton developed in parallel part of differential calculus for a math challenge problem (related to proving maximum distance for a canon ball) and he did it over a weekend, which he would have done anyway.

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I thought they both developed it independently.
 
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