Is Tito Ortiz a cop now?

[MrBean]

Who is the most baddass law enforcement?

Ronnie "peanut" Coleman
Tito "The Head" Ortiz
Steven "the" Seagull
Chuck Norris
Or this guy*



*not a cop

 

[Intermission]

STFU @toasty

I will admit to conspiracy theories about that and nobody will ever be able disprove it.

 

[godhatesacoward]

I could definitely see someone like Tito working for ICE.

And get channel by a random blob Mexican too

 

[TheNinja]

You have the silent to remain right

Tito definitely one of the greatest LHW cops of that evening.

 

[William Huggins]

Who is the most baddass law enforcement?

Ronnie "peanut" Coleman
Tito "The Head" Ortiz
Steven "the" Seagull
Chuck Norris
Or this guy*

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*not a cop

That guy is the one most likely to invade your arse.....

 

[560ti]

weren't shaq and ronnie coleman honorary cops too?

Shaq was a reserve officer but still an actual cop (not honorary he was sworn in).

Ronnie Coleman was a full time cop from the late 80s to the early 2000s. If I remember correctly he stayed employed till around 2008 but those last handful of years he went part time.

Former UFC WW champ Johny Hendricks is currently a full time cop.

 

[scorpiorising]

I could definitely see someone like Tito working for ICE.

He'd look in the mirror and try to deport himself.

"Hey, you Messican dude wid da big head over there. Stop! Im gonna depart ya ass!"

 

[nonoob]

CHEERS SHERFAM

CHEERS KOWBOY & SHERFAM !

Last time Tito approached me

Spoiler

thrustin' a bottle like that, he Knew

Spoiler

that wasn't happening 'til here be put a ring on it.

Spoiler

 

[Leonard Haid]

He was never a real cop, no. It was a ceremonial award as a mark of who knows what....they love Tito for some reason down there. Tito thereafter still had no legal authority, no cop job, no cop salary, no cop duties, no law enforcement power at all.

 

[jsbx45]

Steven Seagal could keep things from getting out of hand. Tito Ortiz will cause things to get out of hand. Bam.

 

[Kardashians]

How was he allowed to be a cop if he has a picture of his ding ding on the Internet.

Oh? I was unaware of this . . . Very interesting . . .

 

[Jesus X]

Oh? I was unaware of this . . . Very interesting . . .

A few mma fighters have their ding ding on the Internet most recently Conor McGregor. it is an odd quirk of mma fighters. Two did it for adult films in Aaron brink and war machine.

 

[Kardashians]

A few mma fighters have their ding ding on the Internet most recently Conor McGregor. it is an odd quirk of mma fighters. Two did it for adult films in Aaron brink and war machine.

i have no interest in conor yet his is the only one ive seen. wasnt even seeking it out, it was just all over twitter one day lol. god i cant stand that guy.

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

i have no interest in conor yet his is the only one ive seen. wasnt even seeking it out, it was just all over twitter one day lol. god i cant stand that guy.

I've been told Randy Couture's got an x-rated video online. I've made it a point never to watch that and thus far have been successful.

It can be done.

 

[Jesus X]

I've been told Randy Couture's got an x-rated video online. I've made it a point never to watch that and thus far have been successful.

It can be done.

It is a silly video with couture he shakes his junk around iirc a woman did it out of revenge iirc . Tito is more hung even while flaccid(pause). Hayato sakurai has a terrible sex tape . Frank trigg is probably the worst endowment of any mma fighter he did adult material too for a magazine folks used to post the censored pic here as a gag and it was a tiny censorship box.

 

[Kardashians]

Tito is more hung even while flaccid(pause).

more interesting information coming out tonight.

well, what if i put "tito ortiz nude photo" into my google search. then what?

 

[italiamusica]

Who is the most baddass law enforcement?

Ronnie "peanut" Coleman
Tito "The Head" Ortiz
Steven "the" Seagull
Chuck Norris
Or this guy*

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*not a cop

Just the fact he's one of those dudes from 2009 who always have a bluetooth headset in, he's a bit fat phony

 

[Jesus X]

more interesting information coming out tonight.

well, what if i put "tito ortiz nude photo" into my google search. then what?

 

[Kardashians]

googled. not bad. he has a nice body too.

although unfortunately such a search brought up multiple other bros with dick pics.
guess i should have expected that.

 

[Slobodan]

i have no interest in conor yet his is the only one ive seen. wasnt even seeking it out, it was just all over twitter one day lol. god i cant stand that guy.

I've been told Randy Couture's got an x-rated video online. I've made it a point never to watch that and thus far have been successful.

It can be done.

It is a silly video with couture he shakes his junk around iirc a woman did it out of revenge iirc . Tito is more hung even while flaccid(pause). Hayato sakurai has a terrible sex tape . Frank trigg is probably the worst endowment of any mma fighter he did adult material too for a magazine folks used to post the censored pic here as a gag and it was a tiny censorship box.

Lil Nog also has a photo floating around, he was passed out in the back of a cab, getting head from a chick.

There was a thread on here years ago (2017) but had to delete it of course. Don't know if anyone even remembers it.