Is this guy a high-level sumo wrestler?

[Baby Hanma]

Is he 100% Asian? Hopefully he is.

A long time ago, I made a pact with Lucifer. Lucifer promises spiritual power when you make a blood pact with him. Recently, I decided to direct those spiritual energies towards undoing years and years of getting cucked by these kinds of white guys during my shy Filipino boy days...



The problem with me is that I never had Pinoy Pacquiao genetics. My dad, who left me forever after banging my mom, was Japanese. I've been given advice by my guardian demon that in order for me to uncuck myself, I must be a bull towards good-looking white married women, but I must also break the shy Asian stereotype by embracing my inner Sukune. Given that I'm a 260-pound, 5'6 powerlifter with decent Judo skills, I can definitely play the part...

As long as I can look like the guy above... And not this dipshit below...



I just wanna be a breeding bull, man. And fuck Selena Gomez.

 

[vision1]

Ok

 

[KnightTemplar]

Did I just read?

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[NoSmilez]

You need steroids or something

 

[Baby Hanma]

You need steroids or something

Gonna betray my hero Doug Hepburn and finally do TRT in my forties, bro.

 

[gspieler]

That guy has Samoan strength. Suplexing a 500lb wrestler, against their will, and with perfect technique, is quite impressive.

 

[SocraticMethod]

I hate to burst your bubble, but I'm 87% sure that the muscular sumo guy in your OP watched John Tenta plow his wife and then served John sushi to thank him for the honor. So maybe not the guy to emulate if you want to NOT be the cuck.

 

[Trabaho]

Kill it with fire