Movies Is there any movie where you would succeed if you were the main character?

[Fedorgasm]

I rewatched interstellar recently and realized that if I were the dude in the black hole, I couldn't save the world because I don't know Morse code, and even if I did, I don't know anyone that that knows it, so I couldn't communicate with anyone.

Then I started wondering if there was any movie where I could replace the main character and win.

Die hard? Nope. They'd have to call it die quick.

Predator? Nope, I wouldn't even make Arnold's elite squad.

Terminator????? I think maybe I could win here. Because if I were Sarah Connor, all I'd have to do it bang Kyle Reese and he would do all the fighting for me. Then at the end i just have to push a button to crush the T-800. Of course, banging Reese would be no easy task since I'm straight and he smells like hobo piss.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

40 Year Old Virgin.

I'd have been a real big hoe runner.

 

[Spam On Rye]

Ghostbusters 2016

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

The Exorcist. If I was that priest I would have run the fuck out of that house as soon as I heard the devil talking.

 

[Lycandroid]

I seen a few x rated movies where I could have done a better job

 

[ThaiSexPills]

Not unless the main character needs to get a sawmill running again or eat a whole large pizza to himself, no.

My fiance is an excellent shot and calm though, maybe she could be in a shooter one.

 

[ChickenBrother]

Terminator????? I think maybe I could win here. Because if I were Sarah Connor, all I'd have to do it bang Kyle Reese and he would do all the fighting for me. Then at the end i just have to push a button to crush the T-800. Of course, banging Reese would be no easy task since I'm straight and he smells like hobo piss.

So in your version, Kyle Reese goes back in time with only one shot to save humanity... and he just drops a load in another dude's ass and then dies? WTF that's an even bigger mindfuck than the original script.

 

[Goodfella86]

Maybe The Big Lebowski, if I have time to train.

 

[Fedorgasm]

So in your version, Kyle Reese goes back in time with only one shot to save all of humanity... and he just drops a load in another dude's ass and then dies? WTF that's an even bigger mindfuck than the original script.

He's from the future where everyone believes men can get pregnant

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Forrest Gump ?

 

[syct23]

I definitely could have succeeded as Frank in Naked Gun..

 

[Long Dark Blues]

He's from the future where everyone believes men can get pregnant

 

[Fedorgasm]

Forrest Gump ?

You'd probably be able to bang some AIDS whore, but where things would really fall apart is where you have to run fast enough to dominate college football, or become some kind of ping pong savant.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Ghostbusters 2016

Is that where you succeed at being unfunny?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Asian Babysitters 16

 

[ChickenBrother]

He's from the future where everyone believes men can get pregnant

“You seemed just a little sad. I used to always wonder what you were thinking at that moment."



They/them was thinking, "I'm still a straight man dammit but my ass is killing me."

 

[Intermission]

I feel like I would have beaten Apollo Creed in Rocky 1.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

The Sandlot, I'd have crushed all them Lil bastards, outran the Beast, and snagged Wendy Peffercorn.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Also Over the Top but fi Slaps

 

[Spam On Rye]

Is that where you succeed at being unfunny?

I wasn't even thinking of that but now that you mention it, it's all women comedians so I'd be the funniest by default. Thx ts, good point!