Is there a doctor in the house?

[Sharon Peters]

Anyone care to explain what this shit means? MRI results for a friend of mine that has had some hip pain over the past year.

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[EOW]

@Tules

 

[rj144]

I'm no MD, but to me if I Googled for 5 minutes, I could figure it out. It's basically normal, with some mild concerns about things you just Google.

I don't think it's that hard to read.

 

[Treeloy]

Sounds ok. Find out why theres abnormal cell growth in the bone marrow and why the liver is slightly enlarged

 

[Sharon Peters]

I'm no MD, but to me if I Googled for 5 minutes, I could figure it out. It's basically normal, with some mild concerns about things you just Google.

I don't think it's that hard to read.

It's an older gentleman that really isn't much for internet research. I told him what I found but it didn't seem too comforting. Chronic anemia and myeloproliferative disorder sounded pretty bad.

His primary care physician spooked him when they wouldn't offer any speculation based on it not being their specialty.

 

[Sharon Peters]

Some other valuable pieces of info:

Several lymph nodes in the groin are enlarged and have been since at least December, first ultrasound, and that white blood cell and red blood cell count are both below what's considered normal.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Im not a doctor. But

Sounds like this guy has shit diet and as a result is very low in iron. His blood is essentially beta and not virile like a young bucks would be. Such as myself.

Hes got some small tumors that may, or may not, increase and end up killing him in the next 10-15 years. Too early to tell.

 

[Zer]

Textbook aids

That'll be $200

 

[Sharon Peters]

Im not a doctor. But

Sounds like this guy has shit diet and as a result is very low in iron. His blood is essentially beta and not virile like a young bucks would be. Such as myself.

Hes got some small tumors that may, or may not, increase and end up killing him in the next 10-15 years. Too early to tell.

Textbook aids

That'll be $200

Cancer Aids with a side of pussy diet. I'm about to slap this old bitch with a dose of reality.

 

[FacePunch]

Cancer Aids with a side of pussy diet. I'm about to slap this old bitch with a dose of reality.

You should probably buy him an iPad just the same.

 

[Sharon Peters]

You should probably buy him an iPad just the same.

You ever tried buying an old man a gift? You remember how thrilled Tony Soprano was when Meadow's effeminate boyfriend tried to pay for dinner?

 

[ralphc1]

Some other valuable pieces of info:

Several lymph nodes in the groin are enlarged and have been since at least December, first ultrasound, and that white blood cell and red blood cell count are both below what's considered normal.

Increased density in the bone marrow, low red blood cell count in the blood, and enlarged lymph nodes. Seems like a bad combination that might be cancer.

 

[Chules]

@Tules

amputation required in my expert opinion

 

[FacePunch]

You ever tried buying an old man a gift? You remember how thrilled Tony Soprano was when Meadow's effeminate boyfriend tried to pay for dinner?

An iPad is a doorway to a universe of unlimited free porn that an old man could never dream of in his wildest dreams. It's like the teaching a man to fish of beating off. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Sharon Peters]

Increased density in the bone marrow, low red blood cell count in the blood, and enlarged lymph nodes. Seems like a bad combination that might be cancer.

And this is why a "5 minute Google search" wasn't very helpful. Half the info I found made it seem like nothing to worry about, the other half sounded like warning signs for cancer.

 

[breadfighter]

I was actually a doctor. It's probably AIDS.

 

[JAEGERX]

Its mustache cancer, you gotta start mustache chemo asap

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Carburetor has to go.