Is there a better feeling than............

[mb23100]

Waking up for work and then realizing it's your day off????

Just happened to me........

Suck it bitches



Gonna get some tacos and start day drinking at the park with my dog.



Edit: going camping in the mountains instead

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Yea, there are much better things.

 

[SFMMA]

Dropping a huge load in a tight, well-groomed, Asian vagina without using a condom comes to mind.

 

[ralphc1]

You already know the answer;

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

 

[yamahacrasher]

 

[Kitafuji]

This happens to me every Saturday and Sunday.

 

[IloveTHIS]

That is for sure one of the best feelings known to man

 

[thetruth2709]

hmmm I think a better feeling is when you are self employed you wake up, you know you have some work to do but since you are your own boss you say "fuck it I dont feel like working today" and then you jerk off, cum and go back to sleep...best feeling ever

 

[MMA since 1993]

hmmm I think a better feeling is when you are self employed you wake up, you know you have some work to do but since you are your own boss you say "fuck it I dont feel like working today" and then you jerk off, cum and go back to sleep...best feeling ever

Don't you lose out on money though?

 

[thetruth2709]

Don't you lose out on money though?

most of my jobs are not like "needs to be done right away" type of thing, so probably I could do it in the afternoon or even the next day

 

[MMA since 1993]

most of my jobs are not like "needs to be done right away" type of thing, so probably I could do it in the afternoon or even the next day

That's what's up.

And you had sex, well played sir.

 

[mb23100]

hmmm I think a better feeling is when you are self employed you wake up, you know you have some work to do but since you are your own boss you say "fuck it I dont feel like working today" and then you jerk off, cum and go back to sleep...best feeling ever

Wrong. Without the agony of working for someone else you don't get that swing from dread to joy as much

 

[90 50]

All answers besides BJ with finish in mouth are incorrect

 

[CrimsonFan]

7

Lmao

First time this happened to me it blew my mind.

 

[facePuncher7]

The closer you get to actually going in to work before realising the better.

I've gotten up in a panic before because I was 20 mins after my alarm. Showered quickly, threw on some clothes from the floor, rushed out the door, got half way to my car and realised it was a public holiday.

Kept walking to my local coffee shop, brought coffee home and played CSGO competitive for 3 hours. I am now Silver 4, bitches.

 

[90 50]

7

Lmao

First time this happened to me it blew my mind.

I used to know a chick that would keep going and going until you had to physically make her stop because it was starting to hurt.

She said she wanted to make me nut again and see if it was possible. I miss her at times lol.

She really loved to do it. Would just randomly pull it out and go to town. Miss that shit bad lol.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Qtip after a shower, when you hit that G-spot in your ear.

 

[CrimsonFan]

I used to know a chick that would keep going and going until you had to physically make her stop because it was starting to hurt.

She said she wanted to make me nut again and see if it was possible. I miss her at times lol.

She really loved to do it. Would just randomly pull it out and go to town. Miss that shit bad lol.

She sounds like a keeper.


The first girl that ever swallowed my load i just had this baffled look on my face. I couldnt believe it. I asked her if it tasted nasty lol

 

[gspieler]

Watching D&D is one of life's simple pleasures.