Is Dern a ‘great value Ronda’ or something... more?

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Every big personality is known for something. Coupled with an exceptional skillset they offer a glimspe into their personality. Conor started it all with his shit-talking and now you got fighters hiring pornstars to garner attention.

Dern is no exception. Just like Ronda is she gifted in one particular art. Just like Ronda she has a spectrum of fans and haters alike. But unlike Ronda she has more layers. A fat ass, a fake accent, and exceptional knockout power. These three traits already sperate her from the rest of the women in her division. She is young, undeafeted, and isnt afraid to stand and bang. I believe she will eclipse Ronda as the new face of MMA. Share your thoughts on this.
 
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The rest of WMMA including Dern

Ronda might not be a once-ever female athlete but she sure as hell is a once-ever female drawl.
 
suhdude said:
Conor started it all with his shit-talking and now you got fighters hiring pornstars to garner attention
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I'll take shit talking Rampage from PRIDE over any shit talking McNugget has ever done.
 
More like the Khloe Kardashian of mma.
 
i feel like she is a replacement ronda. one world class skill that trumps her defects. however i feel that wmma as a whole has evolved to the point that having one specialized skill isnt enough anymore.

ie- i dont think dern will be champion.
 
hahah on the title, "Great Value...."

That's like the McDonald's great value menu for $1 McChicken. Yea man, women who are borderline sociopaths with possible multiple personality disorders really are great for WME era of the UFC, to be honest.

Maybe this is what happened to Dern....like some White lady with a Chinese Accent all of a sudden....it's a real psycho condition = she's nuts.

 
Stopped reading at "Conor started it all"

<{cruzshake}>
 
and like Ronda it was just a matter of time before the competition stiffened up and her "once-ever" skillset suddenly wasn't so "once-ever".
 
You know what's sad is Dern is probably more skilled than Ronda already.
 
suhdude said:
Every big personality is known for something. Coupled with an exceptional skillset they offer a glimspe into their personality. Conor started it all with his shit-talking and now you got fighters hiring pornstars to garner attention.

Dern is no exception. Just like Ronda is she gifted in one particular art. Just like Ronda she has a spectrum of fans and haters alike. But unlike Ronda she has more layers. A fat ass, a fake accent, and exceptional knockout power. These three traits already sperate her from the rest of the women in her division. She is young, undeafeted, and isnt afraid to stand and bang. I believe she will eclipse Ronda as the new face of MMA. Share your thoughts on this.
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Much better looking, much better glutes.

Not only can she grapple, she already strikes better than Drowsy.

And no silly staredowns
 
Budget Ronda

If Ronda was Walmart, Dern is Lidl
 
98bird said:
hahah on the title, "Great Value...."

That's like the McDonald's great value menu for $1 McChicken. Yea man, women who are borderline sociopaths with possible multiple personality disorders really are great for WME era of the UFC, to be honest.

Maybe this is what happened to Dern....like some White lady with a Chinese Accent all of a sudden....it's a real psycho condition = she's nuts.

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"the condition only has 150 known cases worldwide"

well its 151 now..
 
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