Is Colby Covington....

Which parent does Colby take after more...?


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Benoitthegr8

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The lovechild of Chael Sonnen and Matt Hughes...?
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Colby has inherited traits from both Matt and Chael, notably

- The ability to say things that completely turn people off or enrage an entire country and its population

- Overestimates his own talent based off of a strong wrestling base and had the tendency to go third person when discussing himself.

- Has had success and notoriety due to shallowness of middle elite talent in his weight class, thus making him and his ramblings relevant.

- Subpar striking skills to an almost awkward and seemingly uncomfortable execution of stand up.

- Ability to use web based social media to increase viewership by means of becoming must see to MMA fans tuning in to see him lose.

- Being able to talk himself into fights that aren’t consistent with his skill level.

- Having idealism that would suggest a childhood of “alt-right” entitlement and insular upbringing.

- Is able to speak and articulate in a manner that comes off as quasi-intelligent, that is until you hear the entire content of his message which usually strongly suggests the opposite.

- Had spent time in Iowa and reportedly has engaged in “pounding brothers behind the barn” (speculation suggest relations possibly with Jon Jones)

Please respectfully discuss this fascinating topic
 
Much like Lord Shael Colby is an all time great
 
Colby is a gifted young man.

He has managed to get everyone on planet earth to hate him in a small amount of time with very limited effort.

His shit talking tone can be quite grating on some people which increases the outrage and hatred.

Colby amuses me because of the size and good hydraulics needed to keep the Colby Hate bus in good stead cause let's face it, it's a big motherfucking bus.
 
Colby is a gifted young man.

He has managed to get everyone on planet earth to hate him in a small amount of time with very limited effort.

His shit talking tone can be quite grating on some people which increases the outrage and hatred.

Colby amuses me because of the size and good hydraulics needed to keep the Colby Hate bus in good stead cause let's face it, it's a big motherfucking bus.

I don't think so.

Colby is not a McGregor type of figure.

McGregor is actually good at both fighting and talking which is why people either love him or deeply hate him.

Even Chael who isn't a Conor level fighter, is good enough and talks awesome enough for people to either love him or hate him.

Colby is just bad at everything. He's an almost good fighter with terrible trash talk. Cringe is not the same as being cocky or controversial. He's just annoying.

Even Mike Perry, who is also mildly awful, was pretty funny and entertaining in a couple of videos and weigh ins.
 
I don't think so.

Colby is not a McGregor type of figure.

McGregor is actually good at both fighting and talking which is why people either love him or deeply hate him.

Even Chael who isn't a Conor level fighter, is good enough and talks awesome enough for people to either love him or hate him.

Colby is just bad at everything. He's an almost good fighter with terrible trash talk. Cringe is not the same as being cocky or controversial. He's just annoying.

Even Mike Perry, who is also mildly awful, was pretty funny and entertaining in a couple of videos and weigh ins.
Who mentioned Mcgregor ?

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You reek of being a first class McNutthugger.

I'll stop now because i'm trying to be Merry, it is Christmas after all but you deserved that one.
 
He is a D-grade Ben Askren.... Must of won the WSOF belt though to have been offered a contract
 
I think Colby is more like Tito Ortiz based on his lack of intelligence and Travis Fulton based on his prejudice.
 
I thought you were going to ask if his homophobia and feigned disdain for brazilian men could possibly be disguising some sort of underlying... confusion, in regards to why he's been so passionate about wrestling and dominating other men physically for his entire life
 
Who mentioned Mcgregor ?

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You reek of being a first class McNutthugger.

I'll stop now because i'm trying to be Merry, it is Christmas after all but you deserved that one.

Merry Christmas
 
I thought you were going to ask if his homophobia and feigned disdain for brazilian men could possibly be disguising some sort of underlying... confusion, in regards to why he's been so passionate about wrestling and dominating other men physically for his entire life
He has almost that John Coppenhaver mentality but with enough of a filter and some form of self control to keep himself out of trouble with the law.
 
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