Iranian general says Israel stealing Iran's clouds

[Thepaintbucket]

Iran is going to get a big dose of freedom soon.
And The rest of the world will soon get a bunch of Iranians

We all better see you on the front lines. Thanks.

 

[zebby23]

religion is a helluva drug

 

[Rod1]

Cartman was persian?

 

[Bloodworth]

We all better see you on the front lines. Thanks.

Why me?

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Why me?

You gotta support the cause man.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Well, it became pretty obvious when the forecast was cloudy with a chance of matzo balls!

 

[irish_thug]

Sounds like the general's head is clouded and foggy but on the bright side, it seems like the great people of Iran are beginning to remove their heads from the clouds and begin to really protest against the regime.

Precisely why completely dismissing Iran is ok in my book.

 

[irish_thug]

Well, can the Jews prove they didn't steal the clouds?

I'm sure the Germans will have plenty of counter evidence.

 

[irish_thug]

Well, it became pretty obvious when the forecast was cloudy with a chance of matzo balls!

I'm not watching that sequel.

 

[kickboxjh]

Precisely why completely dismissing Iran is ok in my book.

Check out this guy, have another blue pill champ

 

[Bloodworth]

You gotta support the cause man.

You got it bro...

 

[Harry Flashman]

 

[abiG]

Dafuq is this shit?

And just as a note here:
Most weather modification programs in the United States have dealt with rain or snow. Although there is still considerable debate about the effectiveness of cloud seeding, the evidence indicates that under certain meteorological conditions, ice nuclei seeding may increase precipitation by amounts ranging up to some tens of percent. In other circumstances decreases may occur, and, in still others, seeding has no effect.
https://www.britannica.com/technology/weather-modification

See also:
Convention on the Prohibition of Military or Any Other Hostile Use of Environmental Modification Techniques

Bureau of International Security and Nonproliferation

Signed in Geneva May 18, 1977
Entered into force October 5, 1978...

Understanding Relating to Article II It is the understanding of the Committee that the following examples are illustrative of phenomena that could be caused by the use of environmental modification techniques as defined in Article II of the Convention: earthquakes, tsunamis; an upset in the ecological balance of a region; changes in weather patterns (clouds, precipitation,...
https://www.state.gov/t/isn/4783.htm

 

[Pupi]

Why do people think this is impossible to do?

 

[VivaRevolution]

Sounds like the general's head is clouded and foggy but on the bright side, it seems like the great people of Iran are beginning to remove their heads from the clouds and begin to really protest against the regime.

Are we really pretending this is absurd on the same day there is a news story about Chinese laser rifles?

 

[JinKazama]

lololol

 

[Black Helicopters]

Seems like something that can be done but I think it would be incredibly difficult to pull off since Israel does not have a presence in Iranian territory.

Iran is suffering a drought due to bad farming practices so that’s probably it

 

[panamaican]

An interesting question is if cloud seeding in your area results in less rain in neighboring areas. I assume that question has been answered in real life.

And if it does then Israel could conceivably reduce rainfall in nearby countries by increasing non-military cloud seeding in its more immediate vicinity. And since that wouldn't be a military purpose, it wouldn't fall under the military use of environmental modification laws.

 

[Shoemaker]

Stealing clouds? Jew got to be kidding me.

 

[tramendous]

plot twist: Iran let them steal polluted clouds.