intimidating old people

[Nomad Nemesis**]

lol, i thought this thread was going to be about intimidating old people. so i will pretend it is. I never fuck with old people but they fuck with me.

I was at the grocery store trying to get a can soup. this really old woman with a wrinklestache (i coined this term) was standing there for like ever. so i stand at least a foot away from her and grab a can of soup. i do not reach in front of her or anything and she says "excuse you, that was rude"

I said back "you ain't dead yet?"

 

[Stargazer Rex]

What old people/person intimidates you.It can be relatives,actors,neighbors,anybody dead or alive..

One I can think off the top is jack palance.Yours.

None, I will just break their hip.

 

[tkotom]

Hot mums.

Had a few come on to me. Jellyies me.

 

[goleta83**]

Eastwood. Actually watching Dirty Harry 3 The Enforcer right now.

 

[Graves The Elder]

Stop being mean DM. You are not being nice!

haha, Squirty!
good to see ya, mang!

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

lol, i thought this thread was going to be about intimidating old people

This. Opened with the expectation of a "how to" thread


1. Threatening them physically doesn't work because they A. actually think they can still win and B. would likely be grateful at this point in their lives to be put down to rest, in fact, I think that's why they provoke heated confrontations in the first place

2. The real trick is to threaten what they actually value (i.e., not themselves), so you can watch them crumble from simple implied threats to

- their T.V.

- their grandkids/pets

- their Parade magazine

- their long dead son and daughter

 

[Chernabog]

My judo sensei.

 

[Deleted member 245586]

Ed Harris and Clint Eastwod circa a few years ago. They both have a grit that does not seem to be solely based on their celebrity.

 

[Nomad Nemesis**]

This. Opened with the expectation of a "how to" thread

lol, we hijacking this motherfucking thread.

let's go grift these old fogeys for their bingo money

 

[Chernabog]

P4P most intimidating old person on earth (because people fall for it):

 

[Graves The Elder]

lol, only to catholics apparently.
mooslims aint afraid of his ass.

 

[chissykush]

WW2/Vietman Vets, mother fuckers have done some crazy shit. One of my buddies dad is about 60 and was in Vietnam. One time he caught us smoking weed, and I literally shit myself since this guy has mad PTSD and figured he would flip shit, instead he just sat down and blazed with us.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Epic beard man.

 

[zackryder]

 

[Hank The Tank]

Old people don't intimidate me at all. They are usually nice and just want a nice normal looking white person to talk to, in fact they usually want to talk way too much for my attention span. That or they are bitter old unsuccessful people and are intimidated by me. More than anywhere else on the poker table they try to act tough & over intimidate you when they are intimidated.

 

[White Mongoose]

Old people don't intimidate me at all. They are usually nice and just want a nice normal looking white person to talk to, in fact they usually want to talk way too much for my attention span. That or they are bitter old unsuccessful people and are intimidated by me. More than anywhere else on the poker table they try to act tough & over intimidate you when they are intimidated.

Walt Kowlaski would stomps your face in and make you shat your pants by holding a gun in your face :icon_surp

 

[Liver Smasher]

WW2/Vietman Vets, mother fuckers have done some crazy shit. One of my buddies dad is about 60 and was in Vietnam. One time he caught us smoking weed, and I literally shit myself since this guy has mad PTSD and figured he would flip shit, instead he just sat down and blazed with us.

Yep.

A good friend of mine is a Vietnam vet and he was involved with special ops while over there. That fucker saw some crazy shit. Among other things, he was over there for Tet '68. There is no doubt in my mind that man has taken dozens of lives. Maybe more. His wife told me that when they went to the White House a decade ago that Colin Powell recognized him and even remembered his name. Crazy.

His life after Vietnam was supposedly pretty crazy as he fell in with a Milwaukee crime family in the 70's. Even in his sixties, the guy fucking loves to fight, watch MMA and smoke weed.

He's cool as fuck and not one to be trifled with for sure.

 

[Bob Gray]

 

[Bob Gray]

In real life a buddy of mines dad was in all likelihood a spy or something. He was a career military guy. And when they got married they ran this super deep background check on his mom and her entire family. Complete with interviews and shit.

Throughout their marriage his mom was always catching some kinda weird occurrences. Like she'd walk in on him watching the news in a foreign language and ask "So...can you understand that?" and he'd just switch the channel. Another time during some movie they bombed some famous location in the middle east, the exact one escapes me at the moment. But he said kinda under his breath "Huh, it doesn't look like that", she asked "How would you know" and he just said "never mind, I shouldn't have said anything".

But he actually retired like a littler over a year from his 20, which was when he'd get retirement pay for the rest of his life. At the point the dude was starting to lose it and was actually making security equipment and shit and "securing the house". he actually had one of those multi-monitors you see in movies that all the cameras hook up to and you can watch all at once. Some days he'd just watch that for hours.

My buddy asked him once "Why did you retire with so little time before you hit your 20" and he just said "I got tired of killing people".

 

[Liver Smasher]

Sounds like that guy was Jason Bourne before Jason Bourne.