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  1. Provocateur Red Belt

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    So I was eating lunch at my desk and watching European beach walk videos on youtube when I started wondering what my explanation would be if anyone asked about my browsing history. I quickly came up with the excuse I was researching places to visit in Europe and wanted to see what the beaches were like before I went. Not sure that would explain all the topless girls in the videos, but hey it seemed plausible enough.

    Do you guys watch questionable videos or browse inappropriate websites at work? If so what would you say if you got caught?
     
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  2. MoparOrNoCar Silver Belt

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    If I've learned anything from the intellectuals here at sherdog, it's when in doubt, whip it out.
     
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  3. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Its a requirement nowadays
     
  4. Screwtape I'm a sword-fish, y'all!

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    My bosses don't have access to my personal cell phone.
     
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  5. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    I don't use my boss' computer for Sherdog anymore, she really wasn't happy when I left it open once. She's a very very feminist feminist. I do on the other two desks I cover though and if she's on a break I just use my ipad.
     
  6. aerius Silver Belt

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    I work in research. Everything is part of my research.
    I mean, I've written actual reports for my employers on how escort and rub & tug prices correlate with various economic trends.
     
  7. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    You're asking this now? Here? Now?

    Here?
























































    Now?
     
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  8. Provocateur Red Belt

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    Hopefully the research for those required actual hands on field work.
     
  9. William Huggins Red Belt

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    I don't have a boss...... I work alone...... I use duck duck go to browse..........I do miss public WiFi in coffee shops.......
     
  10. biscuitsbrah Red Belt

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    Why u watching porn at work
     
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  11. Provocateur Red Belt

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    No self control :(
     
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  12. CrimsonFan Gold Belt

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    Some of you guys have way too much time on your hands at work lol.

    No, I dont. If anything I'll check the scores of a football game or browse this website on my phone.. generally theres plenty to do so I dont have a lot of free time
     
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  13. Provocateur Red Belt

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    Well I only post when I'm at work so if you see me on SD then you know I'm working hard <Moves>
     
  14. Red Beard Red Belt

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    Let me get this straight, you actually work all day???
    <JagsKiddingMe>
     
  15. blaseblah Titanium Belt

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    I'm not dumb enough to use my work computer for random browsing, especially not for looking at chicks. That's what my phone is for.
     
  16. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    I got the secret wifi from the IT guys.
     
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    I work in IT and teleworking 90% of time, so I browse Sherdog
     
  18. Provocateur Red Belt

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    I followed that strategy for the first year at this company. After I saw what other employees stored on their public folders I realized no one was paying attention and started using the work computer instead. I still try to keep it reasonable though and would be able to explain most sites I visited.
     
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    Unfortunately, there are limits to what my employer will let me put on the company's expense account. :(
     
  20. SalvadorAllende Steel Belt

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    Some Sherdog at work but nothing too fancy.

    I'm actually working these days.
     

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