Improvised at a job interview todaynon

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Had an interview for a potential new role at work.

I'm not nervous during interviews normally, I just dress smartly and not bs them.

The problem was this interview was through google meet online. Never used a Cam before for anything non sexual.

The interviewers hit me with a few unexpected questions which I didn't have a legit answer for.

So improvising, I went silent on them giving them that "I'm thinking" Jordan Peterson stare so I would still appear intellectual.

Whilst providing an inappropriate amount of eye contact. (I kept blinking to a minimum).

I'll let you know when I get the job.

 

[Randlewand]

Had an interview for a potential new role at work.

I'm not nervous during interviews normally, I just dress smartly and not bs them.

The problem was this interview was through google meet online. Never used a Cam before for anything non sexual.

The interviewers hit me with a few unexpected questions which I didn't have a legit answer for.

So improvising, I went silent on them giving them that "I'm thinking" Jordan Peterson stare so I would still appear intellectual.

Whilst providing an inappropriate amount of eye contact. (I kept blinking to a minimum).

I'll let you know when I get the job.

 

[Red Beard]

Should have pulled out your pud and worked it into a lather IMHO

 

[Orgasmo]

Interviewer: What's your name?

Me: Hired

Interviewer: You're Hired?

Me: Thank you sir!

 

[fingercuffs]

Should have pulled out your pud and worked it into a lather IMHO

I mean, who wouldn’t?

 

[Provocateur]

Don't forget to lick your lips repeatedly next time.

 

[Uber_Noober]

If you don’t get the position, touch them with the jab.

 

[M4rk]

Had an interview for a potential new role at work.

I'm not nervous during interviews normally, I just dress smartly and not bs them.

The problem was this interview was through google meet online. Never used a Cam before for anything non sexual.

The interviewers hit me with a few unexpected questions which I didn't have a legit answer for.

So improvising, I went silent on them giving them that "I'm thinking" Jordan Peterson stare so I would still appear intellectual.

Whilst providing an inappropriate amount of eye contact. (I kept blinking to a minimum).

I'll let you know when I get the job.

I am sure you told us all you were a cam whore, who specifically eats kebabs for people. We know you have used a cam.

 

[Sirwastealot]

Pretending to think during these interviews is always a boss move. Sometime you even get a valid thought while doing that.

 

[Tone C]

Good luck on the burger station mate.

 

[Omegaboy13]

Should have pulled out your pud and worked it into a lather IMHO

Lol. Love you bruh.

I bet you'll still get the job TS. If there were bitches on the panel, they probably moistened a bit when you gave them the stare down.

 

[fungi]

Look at me!
I am the interviewer now!

 

[Queen B]

If you need to buy time just knock the camera down and slowly pick it up

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Should have pulled out your pud and worked it into a lather IMHO

Why do some people call it "pud/pudding"? Worked with a guy that called it pulling your pudding lol.

If you don’t get the position, touch them with the jab.

I have no experience in that field.

Good luck on the burger station mate.

I'll leave a negative review under a false account if I don't get it!

Lol. Love you bruh.

I bet you'll still get the job TS. If there were bitches on the panel, they probably moistened a bit when you gave them the stare down.

Thank you!

 

[minute bull]

If you need to buy time just knock the camera down and slowly pick it up

Back before Zoom calls I'd set up a house of cards on the desk in case I needed to buy me a little time -- showcasing my meticulous nature as well as an ability to think on my feet and clean up after myself.

 

[kimocomplex]

i'll take a McRib meal to go please, Diet Dr.Pepper















....




no ice

 

[minute bull]

i'll take a McRib meal to go please, Diet Dr.Pepper















....




no ice

 

[HunterSdVa29]

jokes aside, i'm on alot of interview panels on my base

i am literally astonished at like 30% of the answers given. Homage to Step Brothers as it were

 

[loyalyolayal]

Good luck on the burger station mate.

Kebab stall.

 

[jx820]

Should have pulled out your pud and worked it into a lather IMHO

That's the kind of confidence and go getter attitude you need in this job market.