Improper/Unsuitable Nicknames

[Joker Jiujitsu]

This thread pops up from time to time, but I haven't seen one in a while and felt like a rehash. What nicknames just don't make sense for certain fighters?

Dominick Cruz has several wins that are close decisions, so "Domin8r" seems like a bit of a misnomer

Urijah Faber is still "The California Kid" even though he's a veteran and in his mid-late 30s

Sam "Hands of Stone" Stout didn't have a ton of wins by KO (more by decision, actually)

Chris "Lights Out" Lytle only had 3 wins by KO, although he did have a technical submission

What others can you guys think of?

 

[HHJ]

hey...his hands are made of bone,not stone...ive been lied to!

 

[PlayTheGame]

I wonder if Bruce Buffer is really going to call Willie Gates a "Whoop Ass" next weekend. I'll watch prelims for this moment alone.

 

[Drake]

Dom only has a few close wins.

 

[Moezao]

Sage "Super" Northcutt
Should be "Super Fast Tap"

Other proper nicknames:
Conor "attention whore" McGregor
Chris "still my son" Weidman
Nate "not surprised, motherfuckers" Diaz

 

[rockylion]

Julliana " dick kicker" Pena

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Anderson "7 legs" Silva

 

[HHJ]

Sage "Super" Northcutt
Should be "Super Fast Tap"

Other proper nicknames:
Conor "attention whore" McGregor
Chris "still my son" Weidman
Nate "not surprised, motherfuckers" Diaz

ladies and gentlemen,couldnt we have a way to screen forum posters ages before they can post on here? i vote we set the cap at 21 years old to avoid such posts.

 

[blewgums]

Ronda "Boner Maker" Rousey. Totally bad nickname.

C'mon, we were all thinking it.

 

[h0lydiver]

beastin 25/8, not realistic but still cool

 

[Moezao]

ladies and gentlemen,couldnt we have a way to screen forum posters ages before they can post on here? i vote we set the cap at 21 years old to avoid such posts.

Oh yeah, because Sherdog is home to mature posting only.

Get your head out of your high horse's ass, bro.

 

[HHJ]

Oh yeah, because Sherdog is home to mature posting only.

.

this is the elite bro.

know your role and shut your mouth.

:: starts thread about if Conor could have beaten Nate in a pride ring ::

 

[Bewareofdawg]

In recent fights, the nickname "Showtime" is almost sarcastic when you think about it.

 

[HHJ]

In recent fights, the nickname "Showtime" is almost sarcastic when you think about it.

ooof.

and he aint even tangled with the dagestani yet.

 

[MitMcl]

GSP is my favorite fighter, but Rush didn't really suit him later in his career.

 

[blkmike817]

Oh yeah, because Sherdog is home to mature posting only.

Get your head out of your high horse's ass, bro.

I laughed at Chris "is still my son" Weidman.

 

[Davey Crockett]

Ronda "Boner Maker" Rousey. Totally bad nickname.

C'mon, we were all thinking it.

 

[Moezao]

In recent fights, the nickname "Showtime" is almost sarcastic when you think about it.

It's just that Anthony "Mildly Entertaining" Pettis doesn't sound as cool...

 

[Dragon Punch]

Georges "Rush" St-Pierre.

I love GSP but he wasn't in a rush to finish anything.

 

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