Imma Eat Only Carbs And Vitamins

[Bballfan123]

So basically I'm sick of this whole "healthy eating" crap fad. I want to eat, WHAT I WNAT TO EAT. I only want to eat French fries, and vitamins. That's it. I don't care. Maybe protein powder if im about to die but that's it.

How long will i live? Months, years? What would I die of? Can vitamin C be properly absorbed on a Diet of only fried potatoes? scientists don't know, but I will soon...

 

[cottagecheesefan]

As long as the French fries have sort of soy based gravy, you should be good. Grow some decently formed tits with the belly

 

[Fedorgasm]

Eat only French fries, potato chips, and maybe donuts and tell everyone you're vegan

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Can vitamin C be properly absorbed on a Diet of only fried potatoes? scientists don't know, but I will soon...

I think scientists already know. It has some vitamin C but you might die of atherosclerosis before you die of scurvy

 

[BearGrounds]

Bad idea.

 

[SakurabasEar]

This already had been studied in the south, a community ate nothing but potatoes and biscuits and gravy type stuff for a long time and they all developed scurvy and other illnesses over time. The local doctor tried to tell them and then they had him put in jail or something

 

[Bballfan123]

This already had been studied in the south, a community ate nothing but potatoes and biscuits and gravy type stuff for a long time and they all developed scurvy and other illnesses over time. The local doctor tried to tell them and then they had him put in jail or something

I'm gonna eat vitamins too, I'm not stupid

 

[markantony20]

RIP your toilet.


It’s gonna be abused.

 

[DragRacer]

Hot tip- people assume you’re retarded and likely dropped out of your Title 1 school when you start a sentence with “Imma”

 

[Osculater]

Mix in sweet potato fries and you should be good

 

[Fedorgasm]

I only want to eat French fries, and vitamins..

I'm not stupid

<45>

 

[Sobek]

If you're only gunna eat limited things, just limit to protein and fats.
Just carbs is beyond retarded. Its the macro you don't need to take in, as opposed to protein and fats, that you do actually need.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

As long as the French fries have sort of soy based gravy, you should be good. Grow some decently formed tits with the belly

Add some cheese into that mix and he'll turn into GSP. Georges St. Poutine

 

[Contempt]

This already had been studied in the south, a community ate nothing but potatoes and biscuits and gravy type stuff for a long time and they all developed scurvy and other illnesses over time. The local doctor tried to tell them and then they had him put in jail or something

Yeah but fuck doctors, some of them are idiots. My GP fat shamed me the other day SMDH.

 

[GSP_37]

Some of those vitamins will need fat to be absorbed. I don't mean pre-existing belly fat, but fat in the form of food.

 

[William Huggins]

Mix in sweet potato fries and you should be good

Yeah he'll be all good with the sweet potato fries added, that will save him......

 

[William Huggins]

Some of those vitamins will need fat to be absorbed. I don't mean pre-existing belly fat, but fat in the form of food.

Stop it......... This man doesn't need to hear this....... He needs more fries to go with that margarita pizza!!!!

 

[Osculater]

Yeah he'll be all good with the sweet potato fries added, that will save him......

Yup, It's the healthier potato!

 

[William Huggins]

It's the healthier potato!

Yeah, just needs to be fried in that super healthy canola oil......

 

[Osculater]

Some of those vitamins will need fat to be absorbed. I don't mean pre-existing belly fat, but fat in the form of food.

He's good the potatoes are fried