Imagine it is April 7th

HangNail

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You’ve just woken up after being lulled to sleep by a WMMA fight sneakily hidden inside of a terrific fight card. A giddy rush of excitement flows from your Cheeto encrusted fingers down deep into your heart, as Tony vs Khabib is finally happening! Your eyes are fixated upon your television, and the fair price of 3 installments of $65.99 plus tip seems to have paid off.

The lights begin to dim and the crowd squeals in excitement. A nervous electricity fills the air as the challenger makes his triumphant entrance. You’re leaning on the edge of your seat until a voice comes over the speaker.

“Khabib Nurmagomedov has been injured warming up in the locker room. Seth Petruzelli will be fighting in his stead.”

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