Imagine if Jones had landed the nutshot

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Seriously, imagine if Jones had kicked Gane in the balls and then proceeded to kick his ass. We would have thousands of threads calling Jones a dirty fighter and the kick to the balls the only reason he won.

Now, what happened was that Jones was on the receiving end of an illegal kick, and he sucked it up like a champ, no complaints even, and proceeded to fight clean - and absolutely LETHAL.

I'm not saying Jones would have toyed with Gane for bit longer, had he not been kicked in the balls - but it's pretty hillarious to see Jones saying "this dude just kicked me in the balls, I'm having none of that ... biatch!!" and then finishing Gane like a cheap meal.

Thoughts?
 
Imagine if a fighter who has a history of cheating in and out of the cage landed an illegal shot and people complained

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Imagine if a fighter who has a history of cheating in and out of the cage landed an illegal shot and people complained

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The thing is, Jones isn't really a dirty fighter, well, not dirtier than your next door fighter. He's just succeeding in incorporating a few dirty tactics. To a degree that people are counting oblique kicks as "dirty", although they in fact aren't.
 
But he didn’t. He got kicked in the nuts and still made it look easy.
 
You're right that he would've been bashed. I'm pretty sure there would've been countless threads in the vein of "If he didn't land that intentional nutshot, he wouldn't have won".

Jones is still an extremely dirty fighter, it's just that Gane beat him to it. He isn't nicknamed Bon Gamin for nothing, apparently.
 
Seriously, imagine if Jones had kicked Gane in the balls and then proceeded to kick his ass. We would have thousands of threads calling Jones a dirty fighter and the kick to the balls the only reason he won.

Now, what happened was that Jones was on the receiving end of an illegal kick, and he sucked it up like a champ, no complaints even, and proceeded to fight clean - and absolutely LETHAL.

I'm not saying Jones would have toyed with Gane for bit longer, had he not been kicked in the balls - but it's pretty hillarious to see Jones saying "this dude just kicked me in the balls, I'm having none of that ... biatch!!" and then finishing Gane like a cheap meal.

Thoughts?

Hopefully the ref would have taken a point given Jones self-admitted history of cheating.
 
The amount of ass cream needed around here would be astronomical if Jon was the one who landed the dick kick. I mean, we still need lots of ass cream for these butthurt Jones haters, but it would be so much worse if that situation were reversed. Nahmean?
 
The thing is, Jones isn't really a dirty fighter, well, not dirtier than your next door fighter. He's just succeeding in incorporating a few dirty tactics. To a degree that people are counting oblique kicks as "dirty", although they in fact aren't.
I see you're still making shit threads. Jon Jones has the most notorious eye poke history of any UFC fighter. Am I wrong, any one wanna tell me someone with more infractions?
 
I just wish that Gane got kicked in the nuts for making me stay awake to watch that "fight".
 
No complaints even? Of course he complained, and they halted the fight and reset.

No, it of course wouldn't be the only reason he won. We already knew Gane's complete lack of wrestling/grappling was going to be the reason he lost. Jones fouls people when he starts losing exchanges, and Gane couldn't even stay on his feet for 1 minute to win any exchanges.
 
A thread on what Sherdoggers would do if one guy got kicked in the nuts instead of another? Thoughtful conversation here.
 
Bo Nickel is the new dirty cheat. Nut shot > take down > struggle for 2 min submission attempt.
 
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