I'm tired of losing my phone

[barillas]

What I, drunkard, could do to minimize those incidents??? Please help an alcoholic

 

[Alex5124]

christ

 

[barillas]

i'm asking society for high-tec help

 

[barillas]

any xp from any1 who lost his shit would b good instead of "crhist"

 

[TD2]

 

[barillas]

help this poor bastard instead of mocking him, all his good memories were in that late device

 

[barillas]

Thank you all human beings, shertard here just found his shit

 

[jamiehunter]

Glue your phone to your dick using Gorilla glue. Keep your phone safe and impress the ladies at the same time.

 

[wlu29]

Derp

 

[bmasters1993]

Where is DMF when you need him?

 

[Frank23]

Man up.

 

[RedCansLoom16]

^10/10 advice Frank.

 

[ralphc1]

Put a lanyard on it and hang it on your neck.

 

[achillesdave]

Fannie pack, you can be like the Rock

 

[Captain Davis]